anais-ninja-bitch:

cargopantsman:

anais-ninja-bitch:

how write book?

like that but more

oh noooooo

pileofknives:

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should’ve never told white people about tornadoes. “I don’t know man that shit never happened before you showed up”

sonacava:

what if you were GAY!!! and your boyfriend was COLD!!!!!!!!!

mustardhat:

parakeet:

c0rpseductor:

moonlandingwasfaked:

c0rpseductor:

I AM SO SICK OF GETTING EMAILS FROM FUCKING CHRISTIANBOOK.COM!!!!! you buy a playmobil figure of martin luther ONE TIME and they’re all over your dick for years telling you about their bible specials. it’s over! i don’t have feelings for you christianbook.com i just wanted a single night of pleasure! it was a one night stand with protestantism!! 

Why did you buy a play mobile Martin Luther

i thought he was funny your honor

Martin Luther’s 95 pieces

blorbobrain:

think about your blorbos ON THE CLOCK

softgayheart:

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

machrealgirl:

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

striders:

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

saintmelangell:

i’m gonna be free and i’m gonna be fine……..but maybe not tonight

wishyroses:

swampgrl01-deactivated20240730:

tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

Back in my day we called it nightblogging and we blamed the Australians