asked instagram for headcanons to doodle between breaks a few days ago and someone sent the (very canon actually) “Animals like Adore c!Tommy for some reason?? He’s like a Disney Princess” headcanon and i only got time to draw again now

anyways only this one doodle done so far but it is very important imo so here

Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

thank u krash

manifesting gerard in a bloody dress on tour…… gerardddd if u can hear me pllsssss i know u want too

Honestly not being a killjoy, but do we have photos on what the protests were like in Republican territory? That seems more significant than the numbers in liberal zones like DC/NYC/Boston/Portland/Philly/etc.

This is a photo from the protest I attended at the KS Capitol building in Topeka as well as estimates from a local group as to the size of protests around the state.

Kansans were OUT

I live in the only red county of a blue state, a place that NEVER has protests of any kind, and over a thousand people showed up last weekend.

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

everybody saying its sad to see this after closing instagram reels. YOU JUST CLOSED ISNTAGRAM REELS MY FRIEND... YOURE FREE

unfortunately this comment a TERF made on one of my posts is genuinely hysterical

just born and suck on berry

I'm howling, I know shit about the newest Snow White Disney regurgitation but I just clicked on it on iMDb and-

1.8 stars????? I didn't think that was possible. I clicked on it and-

IT'S EVEN FUCKING LOWER THAN THAT IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE OBVIOUSLY PAID-FOR 10S. Like even the other two recent disasters are higher than that!

This is where it occured to me to check something and-

IT'S RATED SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER THAN A MOVIE MADE PURPOSEFULLY TO BE AS GROSS AND HORRIBLE AS POSSIBLE. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT??????

IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE SEQUEL OF A SEQUEL OF A HORROR MOVIE MADE EXCLUSIVELY BECAUSE TOM CARDY MADE A SONG ABOUT IT.

I think I'm going to pirate this and watch it out of sheer morbid curiosity.

I couldn't help myself, I went on a quest to find a movie worse than this. A bit hard, because iMDb doesn't let you sort by the lowest rated 250, but I managed.

BEHOLD! The movies that managed to get a worse rating than Snow White!

Pledge this!

I actually saw this one when I was, uh, probably way too young for it. It's about Paris Hilton being a sadistic tyrant of some posh university and it includes charming scenes of her making aspiring college students eat leftover sushi from dog bowls and spraying whipped cream on her boyfriend's dick to make her dog give him a blowjob. Definitely worse than Snow White, right?

Well-

Enough people thought it was at least ironically funny to give it a 3.7 mean so it's, technically, NOT worse than Snow White. I guess Paris Hilton is at least hot.

Next, we have:

A very promising title! Apparently it's a sequel of a Turkish film 'The Man Who Saved the World', (which in itself is apparently 'Turkish Star Wars') and which one reviewer called 'mindbogglingly awful'. Hold on, let me show you the funniest part of one review:

This movie is so bad it interferes with one's inner peace! Surely not even Snow White is THAT bad.

Except-

To be fair, Turks in Space is a sequel of a problematic cult favorite, so it still manages to have some fans. My condolences to the person whose inner peace was disturbed, I hope you moved to a Tibetan monastery in 2019 and haven't had internet acess since. Hell, 2024 would be be better than seeing this.

Okay, by now iMDb algorhythm or whatever it is has figured out what I want and grudgingly started offering me its worst rated movies. Unfortunately...

It turns out it's REALLY FUCKING HARD to make a movie that is so universally unappealing. Even the worst movies so far have at least a dozen people who gave it a pity rating and a few maniacs who think it's unintentionally the best thing ever. Finding something below 1.8 is actually pretty hard!

But I prevailed and found this!

It's a very bad german vanity film about... I don't know, some guy who won a talent show once? The reviews speak for themselves:

'Cultural equivalent of stoning the viewer to death'. Wow. Have we finally found the most universally hated movie of all-

NOPE! Turns out even camcorder vanity projects have their fans. And mind you, this movie at least didn't cost 250 million to make! Considering how cheap it looks and that some people went to war with the German Amazon to track it down, I think it actually made more money than it cost anyway.

And so my search for a movie hated more than Snow White continues!

We're taking a turn for the absurd, and while these are TECHNICALLY a series, I have found TWO things that have made me nearly burst my spleen.

We have...

Literally just a collection of Charli D'Amelio's videos. I have to admit I had to google who the fuck that was.

But she still isn't what we're looking for. She does get an honorable mention because it's on her page that I found THIS.

People wiser than me have already realised what this is, but alas. I am an idiot. The 'ape' part should have tipped me off, but in my defense, seeing only half of that monkey's head was probably on purpose because you realize it instantly once you see it.

I had to open my computer, open youtube in a private window and then carefully copy it over here without opening it because I don't want Youtube algorhythm to catch so much as a whiff of it. But yes. It's exactly what it says on the tin.

HOWEVER.

It is, by the virtue of at least the people who went blind at the Bored Ape concert, NOT the most universally hated movie! Snow White continues to edge out some VERY stiff competition!

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:

For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)

“Don’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time.
We are synchronized, now and forever.
I love you.”
(Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke

when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar

THOUGHT I LEFT THIS ONE IN DRAFTS. I POSTED IT????

This is the backstory for how Gritty adopted a new sidekick, right?

I needed the hi-res of this immediately

https://x.com/NBCSPhilly/status/1111056999821774850

The kid throws down the gloves and Gritty picks him up and carries him off, this is beautiful, thank you for the link.

had a dsmp au idea where like. basically wilbur goes to a police station and is like "hello, my brother has been murdered! source: i did it" and presents the body etc etc. is detained. quackity ends up being his lawyer and for a while is convinced wilbur didnt do it bc of a lot of weird details and missing info, but then wilbur confesses to him what actually happened (wilbur died, dream brought him back to life, wilbur and him were besties, dream killed tommy, and now wilbur has to pretend to be the murderer to get tommy brought back) and quackity is like Ohhh. This guy is fr like crazy. and gets wilbur off on an insanity plea by telling the court All Of That (wilbur is very very fucking upset and punches quackity in the face) and wilbur is tossed into a mental institution. that night, quackity is feeling really like weird and upset but feels like he did the right thing and then tommy's fucking ghost appears and is like "YOU FUCKED UP" and the reat of the fic is quackity and tommy's ghost trying to absolve wilbur of 1. murder and 2. insanity.

little more about it. sam is the cop who wilbur presents all his info to. at first sam is wary and freaked out, but 1. sees that wilbur's hands arent bruised (wilbur claims to have beat tommy to death with a potato) and 2. sees that philza minecraft, an old friend of sam's, is his father. wilbur originally wants to represent himself in court, but sam ends up secretly calling up quackity like "listen here's this hopeless case im Desperate" and quakcity's like "man whatever as long as you pay me". also quackity got into law bc a while back he was actually being brought against charges of murder + cannibalism (killing and eating his husband's heart) and he used to study law pre-schlatt and represented himself but ended up getting a not guilty and being like Damnn i forgot this law shit is kind of epic. also tommy has been screaming at everyone this Entire Time but it's not until wilbur is fully locked away that tommy manages to break through the veil to actualy communicate with quackity. and yes quackity does have a but of an unethical gay thing with his client Sue him

next stream: vegas

This picture of 2019 Gerard as this 1913 evening dress