hayden.
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cherry pits - psh (m)
this work contains smut - minors please do not interact
pairing. dad!sunghoon x fem!reader
synopsis. Your alarmingly empty bank account forces you to find a last-minute summer job so that you can afford a trip with your friends. The extremely handsome customer that comes into the store just happens to be a young single dad who’s renovating the old house next to yours. The tension that settles between the two of you as you start helping him fix up his house soon becomes unbearable, but it’s all one-sided anyway, right?
(Spoiler: wrong.)
genre. DILF AUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!, neighbors au, s2l, summer au, slight age gap (reader is 21 and hoon 26), reader is so down bad over sunghoon its actually crazy but also extremely relatable cause this is sunghoon we’re talking about, fluff and smut, sex gets freakyyy ngl
word count. 12.9k
a/n. hey sisters had no time to write anything this week so i am coming back (everybody boos) with a repost yayyy!!! i actually love this story idkw i just find it fun so i hope you guys will enjoy rereading / reading it !!!! as always let me know ur thoughts.. even if they’re just incomprehensible screaming (bad or good).. im happy w anything ok bye!!!
You’ve always wondered about the ratio of cherry to pit. Such a big pit for so little flesh, isn’t it? Yet that’s never stopped you from biting into the small fruit, eating what you could and spitting out the unwanted part. You actually rather enjoy this whole process. Bite, eat, spit. You could repeat this with huge bowls of cherries at a time until they upset your stomach and you had to stop for your own good.
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full fics :countertop. / smut.
blindfold. / smut.
game over ! / smut, angst.
my
dearannoying seatmate. / smut, angsthard thoughts :thigh riding with heeseung. / smut.
pussydrunk!heeseung. / smut.
phone sex with enhypen hyung line. / smut.
enha hyung line when you get tired from riding them. / smut.
what enha hyung line is into in bed. / smut.
bathtub sex with heeseung. / smut.
drabbles :nothing yet …
sfw fics & drabbles :02:00 am. / just pure fluff.
© svnoohe4rts, 2022 - 2023
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full fics :stranger danger./ smut
the ultimate guide: to the ultimate friendship./ smut, angst.
send for me. / smut
hard thoughts :thigh riding with jay./ smut.
phone sex with enha hyung line./ smut
enha hyung line when you get tired from riding them./ smut
what enha hyung line is into in bed./ smut.
drabbles :nothing yet …
© svnoohe4rts, 2022 - 2023
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full fics :best friends !/ smut.
hard thoughts :thigh riding with jake./ smut.
phone sex with enha hyung line./ smut
enha hyung line when you get tired from riding them./ smut.
what enha hyung line is into in bed./ smut.
drabbles :nothing yet …
© svnoohe4rts, 2022 - 2023
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full fics :you’re mine./ suggestive, angst.
masquerade./ slightly suggestive?
bed of lies./ smut, angst.
fuck buddies./ smut, angst.
the ultimate guide: to the ultimate friendship./ smut, angst.
hard thoughts :thigh riding with sunghoon./ smut
phone sex with enha hyung line./ smut.
enha hyung line when you get tired from riding them./ smut.
what enha hyung line is into in bed./ smut.
sunghoon + choking./ smut.
drabbles :nothing yet …
© svnoohe4rts, 2022 - 2023
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scarlet-threads-and-cigarettes:
you don’t understand how straight up terrifying albert is
even before william and louis came to his life, he’s already had thoughts about murdering his family
the line “what would you do if you were me? if you had an evil person in front of you?” would you be able to kill for the sake of an ideal?“ led me to believe that he had been thinking of killing his family off for years now
he just didn’t have the courage to pull it off
until he saw william and heard of his ideals, about how he wants to change the world by ridding of the corrupt nobles
albert willingly offered his riches, his influence, and his life
and he did so without hesitations
mans did it in a heartbeat (and happily so) to attain his ideal world
this was not animated but in the manga, he didn’t strike his little brother but he went on to pin his mother against the wall and suffocate her
you can tell he’s been wanting to do this for so long; he just needed that one extra push
AND NOW ADULT!ALBERT HAS THAT INTOXICATED AND MURDEROUS GLINT BEHIND HIS EYES LIKE MF REALLY ENJOYS KILLING NOBLES LIKE A FUCKING PAST TIME HE’S BLOODY TERRIFYING
with william, he actually feels guilty about the dirty deeds he’s done he knows killing is wrong but at the same time, he also cannot bear to see a world where people from the lower class suffer because of the nobles he’s actually torn from the inside by his ideals and the way that he’s trying to achieve them
PLEASE HE NEEDS A BREAK, A HUG, AND A DECENT SLEEP OH GOD I JUST WANT HIM IN MY ARMS HE’S SO PRECIOUSlouis on the other hand comes second when we’re talking about who among the moriartys are terrifying
this was ALSO NOT ANIMATED BUT!!!!! i’d like to point out that during this scene in the hunting of the baskervilles, act 2, louis openly admitted that after burning the moriarty estate, he felt nothing
THE LITTLE TERRIFYING SHIT THAT HE IS (affectionate)THAT EMOTIONLESS LOOK ON HIS FACE?! THE NONCHALANT ATTITUDE HE DISPLAYS WHILE A BURNING, BLEEDING MAN IS SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE IN THE BACKGROUND?!?!! HELLO?!
this bitch will not feel anything for you i’m sorry to say this but if you’re a corrupt noble, you’ll be done with in thirty seconds
make it ten actuallyThis was only supposed to focus on Albert but the more that I type, the more words come into my mind and I need to type what I think and put them into words because I CAN’T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS ALONE ✋🏻😭
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HAIKYUU AND HOW THEY REACT TO YOU ASKING FOR THEIR PRONOUNS
notes: this is just joke, all in good fun. respect and use peoples pronouns or me and my homies will break ur kneecaps
KARASUNO
daichi sawamura ➝ “uh he/him, is that right?”
koushi sugawara ➝ “he/they :)”
asahi azumane ➝ “uh,,,, uh anything goes”
yuu nishinoya ➝ “HE/HIM BUT ALSO DUMB/ASS”
ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ “uh the ones for bros”
tobio kageyama ➝ “what the fuck did you just call me”
shoyo hinata ➝ “he/him, what are yours??”
kei tsukishima ➝ “nor/mal”
tadashi yamaguchi ➝ “they/them please excuse my friend he says things to start fights”
ennoshita chikara ➝ “he/him I guess”
kiyoko shimizu ➝ “she/they”
hitoka yachi ➝ “great question”
NEKOMA
tetsuro kuroo ➝ “built/different”
morisuke yaku ➝ “he/him, let me know if you’d rather I not occupy this space!”
kenma kozume ➝ “mountain/dew”
lev haiba ➝ “wait alisa taught me this um, the man ones, wait fuck no he/him right? Did I get it right?”
AOBA JOHSAI
tooru oikawa ➝ “whichever you’re attracted to”
hajime iwaizumi ➝ “I am a man”
issei matsukawa ➝ “haven’t decided today”
takahiro hanamaki ➝ “he/him, but it’s up in the air”
akira kunimi ➝ “dude I don’t fucking know I’m depressed”
kyoutani kentarou ➝ [BARKING NOISES]
FUKURODANI
koutarou bokuto ➝ “akaashi told me to say he/him and I practiced it to memorize it”
keiji akaashi ➝ “he/they please”
akinori konoha ➝ “were in a global crisis, just use less plastic and I don’t care what you call me”
SHIRATORIZAWA
wakatoshi ushijima ➝ “I’m 6’4”
satori tendou ➝ “yes.”
tsutomu goshiki ➝ “why? am I not passing?”
shirabu kenjirou ➝ [intense staring and silence]
semi eita ➝ “i havent heard of that band.”
INARIZAKI
atsumu miya ➝ “is that something I have to ask my mom, like my birth time?”
osamu miya ➝ “cash/credit”
rintarou suna ➝ “please do not refer to me”
shinsuke kita ➝ “he/him, and please let me know if you need anything”
DATE TECH
takanobu aone ➝ “he/him, let me know if you need me to talk to anyone for you”
kenji futakuchi ➝ “is that a joke?”
kanji koganegawa ➝ “is that like a verb?”
OTHER
yuuji terushima ➝ “all/yours babyyy”
sakusa kiyoomi ➝ “no.”
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urmommasbaldhead-deactivated202:
pairing. osamu miya x reader
genre. smut
cw. blowjob/facefucking, facial
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PAIRING : katsuki bakugou x reader
STATUS : complete
RATING : sfw ☁️
GENRE : smau, crack, lil bit of angst, aged up, sexual references (suggested for a mature reader)
⤷ looking for a new friend after having moved to a new town, you dive into the world of ‘meeting strangers!’. Downloading a weird app called anonymous, searching for matches!
‘ profile:
▸ name: fuck you
▸ age: 19
▸ describe yourself: no
▸ interests: being better than you
↬ start talking talking to fuck you! ’
Yet, the guy you find is not the nicest but there’s an odd charm to him.
You proceed to exchange numbers after matching with a total stranger so that you wouldn’t have to talk over this cheaply made app, making him your source of entertainment in this very new stage in your life!
chapters:
1: 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙣
3: 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙙
6: 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙜𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙚
8: 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘
9: 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙥
11: 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠
12: 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚
13: 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙣
15: 𝙞 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤𝙤