sniffanimal's avatarsniffanimal

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

madfishmonger's avatarmadfishmonger

I could have made a killing as a psychic, but noooo I have to feel bad about lying to people ugh

contact-guy's avatarcontact-guy

I think abt this all the time because the thing is, evil rich people truly believe that they’re geniuses who have discovered a way to make money that the rest of us dummies haven’t…but the truth is that they are just willing to do evil shit that everyone else would prefer to not to because we have standards

i-say-spooky-you-say-scary's avatari-say-spooky-you-say-scary

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# i feel this so fucking hard
22nd March 2025 46,557 notes
easysweetheart's avatareasysweetheart

telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction

# REAL
22nd March 2025 8,451 notes
kunaigirl's avatarkunaigirl

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I'll get back to drawing my OCs soon enough, I just gotta' get this green goober out of my head first!

These three imps (from the 2001 IMP INC pilot) are currently living in my head rent free, and I've made peace the fact that I have The Brainrot™ for something that never even got the chance to exist...AND TBH I DON'T CARE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE GOOBERS EVER™ (Especially Net'l! I LOVE that green dork so much lol)

Speed-draw/Process video HERE! :]

# non-3:00am reblog!
22nd March 2025 6 notes
chirpasaurus: “i-just-like-commenting: “Text: decoupling pregnancy from femininity means accurate and more inclusive language and treatment, but it also allows cis women to refuse motherhood without refusing womanhood, which is great for feminism and...
i-just-like-commenting's avatari-just-like-commenting

Text: decoupling pregnancy from femininity means accurate and more inclusive language and treatment, but it also allows cis women to refuse motherhood without refusing womanhood, which is great for feminism and terrifying for misogyny.

–THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS. As a sterile cis woman who doesn’t want to have children anyway I feel this is every ounce of my being. “Define woman” types tend to do so in a way that excludes me too, so I got to stand with my trans sisters.

chirpasaurus's avatarchirpasaurus

Your periodic reminder that “divine feminine” this “magic womb” that is just patriarchy in gauze and glitter. REJECT THE BOX even when it has a makeover.

# important# THIS THIS THIS!!!!
22nd March 2025 106,536 notes
morsobaby's avatarmorsobaby

The fun thing about people with ocs is that you can just ask them about their ocs opinions. Like oh what would your oc say about this. What would they think. How would they tell me good night. It's great

# REAL
22nd March 2025 10,149 notes
apollos-boyfriend's avatarapollos-boyfriend

nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!

apollos-boyfriend's avatarapollos-boyfriend

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i will not deal!!!! that is not how any of this works!!!!

listen-to-the-inner-walrus's avatarlisten-to-the-inner-walrus

if you see people doing this shit, report it. its against the terms of service.

genuinely. copy the link to the fic or series, and then scroll down to the bottom of the page:

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click on policy questions & abuse reports which takes you to this page:

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if you scroll down, youll be able to report the fic right there but you can also check for yourself that its against ToS

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all you need to do is explain that theyre deliberately mistagging things which is just not a thing on ao3 because its an archive.

by posting your fic there, ao3, has the right to manually recategorise tags. its in the ToS:

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you cant deliberately mistag stuff on ao3; it is an archive. you cant tag for reach, and this is likely gonna get pat tag wranglers because they deal mostly with form not content of tags and if theyre tagging for reach, its gonna be the more popular tags.

so report the fuck out of them for it. most likely, their fic will just have tags adjusted and their account will be fine.

and if they keep doing it and get suspended for it, its their own damn fault.

also thats not even getting into the fact that mistagging fics is kinda antithetical to their goal of reaching more people because youre not reaching the people who want to read your fic?

# yeah don't do that 'tag for reach' bullshit# DICK MOVE and YES we will report it
22nd March 2025 84,398 notes
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I’ll get back to drawing my OCs soon enough, I just gotta’ get this green goober out of my head first!

These three imps (from the 2001 IMP INC pilot) are currently living in my head rent free, and I’ve made peace the fact that I have The Brainrot™ for something that never even got the chance to exist…AND TBH I DON’T CARE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE GOOBERS EVER™ (Especially Net'l! I LOVE that green dork so much lol)

Speed-draw/Process video HERE! :]

# IMP INC# fan art# my doodles# Net'l# IMP INC fan art# IMP INC Net'l
22nd March 2025 6 notes
lizardsfromspace's avatarlizardsfromspace

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

# mood
22nd March 2025 103,497 notes
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