you know what perhaps strange women lying in ponds distributing swords IS a pretty solid basis of government actually
god, your worst warrior needs money
matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao
from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.
how much to buy tumblr. I’m completely serious how much do you think they’ll sell for
I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry
Elder Maxson deserves more fanart and attention in my opinion. Lets be honest, he has potential for a lot.
Him and my girl Haylen.
I mean look at bro
Annus
God told me the last five digits of Pi are 42069 fyi
self-care phrases to boost your confidence
The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.
They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.
Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.
Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.
Some people wish death and misery and destruction on billionaires but I actually wish upon them three ghosts who will sing and the singing along will be mandatory. On Christmas Eve but frankly any holiday will do. I wish that Jeff Bezos be visited by the Three Ghosts of April Fools past present and future this evening and that Mark Zuckerberg be visited by the Three Ghosts of Barbershop Quartet Day on April 11 and that the Three Ghosts of Eggs Benedict Day haunt the shit out of Elon Musk on April 16th. I hope the songs are really catchy.
Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress
Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.
don’t threaten me with a good time
“Haha a round table, what a dumb idea” idk man sounds like you’re just jealous that me and my friends and our liege can all sit together equally. Maybe you’re just jealous we have a thing that ties us together aside from the oath of devotion we took. Idk man.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MOBILE
