yes the ladies bite
When you're ahead, she's coming after
And when you run, she's running faster
And when she loves, you better hope her
Love is not a temporary high
-Temporary High, AURORA
Screaming 1.0
just my personal | OC blog is @lashysdomain | 25, Lashy They/Them | 18+ only please | FR Blog is @lashy-fr | If I randomly refollow you, I was probably trying to send you an ask instead

if you’re following this account for ocs, you’re following the wrong one, this is my personal, you want @lashysdomain

if you’re under 18 or do not have a visible age on your blog, DO NOT follow this blog.

I will soft block you without hesitation.


“i want a female character who gets to kick ass without having to trade away her “girly” traits—” my liege, the children long for buffy the vampire slayer


saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him


[Image ID: the phrase "how to say you work for money" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo. /. End ID]ALT

🎢You deserve to get paid! Let them know that!🎡


Anonymous asked:

any tips on how to jerk off without it being a sin?

pray before you do it so god can watch and it cancels out

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you are going to heaven

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posts that will get me crucified


aleyma:
“Horus falcon inlay, made in Egypt in the 4th century (source).
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Horus falcon inlay, made in Egypt in the 4th century (source).


I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing

it's so fun in here you can make up all the aliens and funky-shaped planets you want without also inventing new ways to be antisemitic about it


“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

Also no, this isn’t a joke. This phishing scam is 100% running its course again so watch out for your mutuals long abandoned accounts suddenly posting it. Please make everyone aware of it since most users here are newbies who have not seen it before!


Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

@theshitpostcalligrapher I think I found one for you.

sweeeeeeet

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ink: diamine oxblood