lets hear it for flaccid miraak
corrupted
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how are u gonna be an ulfric stan and an isran stan choose a battle
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when i was
a young boy
my father
gave me a miraak skyrim
to boil like a ham
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confession: i don’t think vampire hunters should be part of the LGBTQIAVH+ community. just last year I was at Minneapolis pride and was psychically attacked by a member of a non-binary lesbian polycule who was holding a sign saying “SUCK COCKS NOT BLOOD.” So yes I drained their blood and now the whole polycule is invoking the power of an ancient and sanctified sun lord against me so what the fuck I fucking hate vampire hunters bro what the fuck.
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confession: i dont think vampires should be part of the LGBTQIAV+ community and im sick of people telling me i gotta respect vampire pronouns. all vampires are it/its and i dont think im a bigot for saying this cause just last year a vampire killed the third member of my non-binary lesbian polycule at Minneapolis pride and you’re telling me I’m supposed to love and tolerate that shit?? nah. they can love and tolerate this stake. im done. im fucking done with vampires bro. im fucking killing all of them bro i dont give a fuck dont ever fuck with my polycule like that ever fucking again bro.
every day lathe wakes up and tests me
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Miraak stans when he's not real so they can't get him pregnant
I may not be able to get him pregnant, but I can write him getting filled with eggs by pulsing, virile tentacles and leaking black slime from his holes, moaning and sobbing around the fat appendage stuffed down his throat, unable to beg for mercy, his pride and ego completely abandoned as he’s pushed beyond the limits of mortal capacity, just writhing pathetically as he’s made to take his master’s brood. And you can’t do that in real life, so who’s really winning here.
My heart turn 2 ash 🖤
Fire no longer walks w/me 🔥
U can leave me rotting ❤️🩹
Like a teddy on the street 🧸
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