life is too short and love is too long
🍉 paula, she/her, german, 29 || this is a locked tomb blog now i guess || star wars (1977 - 1983) + rogue one, black sails, rabbits & books 🍉

ot3:

the pitt is one of those television shows that did not exist prior to 48 hours ago but within the last 48 hours half of the people i follow on tumblr dot com have seen it

jessmalia:

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Mal’s Teen Wolf rewatch: Frenemy (2x06)

leiaorgona:

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who is she

and yet not one of those thirty books is alecto 😐

bunkotheclown:

love that none of these bitches in the locked tomb series ever kiss and instead go the much gayer and truer option of pining endlessly and touching each others cheeks

1percentcharge:

deusinabsentiaa:

1percentcharge:

PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!

Or maybe he doesn’t like receiving anal, which is totally okay?? Dumping your partner over not wanting to be a bottom is a wild take omfg.

From the bottom of my heart this post is completely 100% serious if he doesn’t want to be his best friend’s bottom he doesn’t respect you and you need to break up with him immediately. You need to

jdmara:

joining the shipping war on friendship on the side against friendship

I’m going to kill myself at work and ruin everyone’s day

evilkitten3:

beastliness:

thoughtscout:

beastliness:

beastliness:

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

can we start with not conflating “erotic/sexual art or writing” with pornography

no lmao

y'all will never believe what that person thinks about trans people

VIT