“the ethics of vampirism” well i just really like it and think it’s cool. What about that

official vampire post

Me when I give the league of legends show a chance because my friend says it's good and I go in expecting an overrated wet fart and I'm slowly forced to acknowledge that it has layered and interesting characters, incredible art direction and animation, deeply engaging political intrigue and gripping drama and I realize that despite any flaws it may have it's ultimately one of the most mature and well rounded pieces of animated television I've ever seen come out of the western world and I end the most recent episode sitting leaned forward staring at the TV actively crying at 5 am

I'm so fucking mad

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

thinking about the time my local garden centre put signs up that said "propagation piracy is a crime" and explained that "propagation piracy" is when you pick up a leaf or a twig that's fallen on the floor and take it home and grow a plant from it. I came home and mocked this because it's obviously extremely pathetic and stupid, and my ex got salty and said they were right and I was just like. you literally call yourself a communist and you are defending the right of corporations to protect their hypothetical future profits by classifying it as a crime to pick up a leaf

we make fun of americans and their burgers but a good burger at the right moment really will return your will to live, is the thing

no because it literally unironically feels like this

ALT

Sorry to vent, but I'd been accumulating a lot of heat and needed to disperse it into the surrounding environment before thermal expansion put the components out of spec

i FINALLY FINISHED IT
RAAAAAH
my version of Ruby and a redraw of that iconic shot in the Red Trailer

I my Ruby redesign I
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my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight

it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig

Glad to know that record player technology has seemingly made zero advancements since I was taping pennies to mine back in the 70s

The technology has advanced a lot, there's a pig now.

norp

nop i dont tink so

young seth mcfarlane is doing something to me…

this move seems underwhelming, but don’t be fooled. it comes out frame 3 (yikes), is active frames 3-9, has only 4 frames of endlag, and is +2 on shield. it pressures shield ridiculously well since it’s so good at poking, and since it’s +2 you can’t be punished for hitting shield unless they parry. in fact, you can spam it on shield against anything short of G&W’s up B. on top of this it also hits below ledge, and has a really nasty downward angle.