why is careless people like 80% classic silicon valley and 20% the most horrific medical trauma you’ve ever heard in your life

for those familiar with the events of gossip girl season two, episode fourteen, “in the realm of basses”

listening the the audiobook of careless people and i have to say i haven’t even gotten into the facebook stuff yet just the shark attack. i have never hated anyone the way i hate this woman’s parents and the fuckass doctor. genuinely i’m baffled that she seemingly still has a relationship with her parents. if i was attacked by a shark and the doctor said i’d probably be dramatic about it, i spent a whole night vomiting blood and repeatedly telling my parents i was dying while they told me to stop whining and let them sleep, and then heard my mother say “JUST LIKE THE CAT” when the doctor said i was dead i’d never speak to those bitches again are you kidding me