this is quintessential so bad its good modern horror. a serial killer gets, in his own words, cock blocked from killing his victims because they go against eachother and start killing willy nilly. “unbelievable. they’re like cock blockers for serial killers. this isn’t even fun anymore.” the over dramatic acting with the stock sound effects and horrible continuity leads this movie into being the most cunty cunt of all cunt. my favourite part of the movie was about halfway through when a character got his hand glued to a hookers breast and her implant got ripped off, still glued to his hand. not much else to say, it’s an interesting way to waste an hour but it felt a little too long at the end.

“YOU KILLED HIM BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GAY! YOU ARE HOMOPHOBIC! YOU ARE HOMOPHOBIC!” - aaron samuels from mean girls