Admittedly, this was a weird watch. At a bar on silent with no subtitles while my parents caught up with an old friend and I (hopefully) subtly watched Emo Spiderman through the conversation. Reviewing this like a silent film.

Great Scene Partners:
The portrait of Williem Dafoe
Thomas Hayden Church
Topher Grace, but only with the frosted tips

Bad Scene Partners:
The three leads of the film