Did you know that if you take the L from Los and the A from Angeles, it spells LA. And Ambulance has LA in it. This movie wants you to notice this.

AmbuLAnce is so dumb sometimes, but it also rules. The camera is unmoored, swooping up and down skyscrapers for no reason. Feels like the first great drone-shot movie. Makeshift surgery while careening down a highway, spleen fully outside the body. I like how other Michael Bay movies exist diagetically in this. I had no idea you could get this many exploding cars for $40 million. Topo Chico must have given them an extra 20.