Holy shit this movie has so much talent in it and it's so fucking bad it's 90 minutes, and like 76 minutes are padding. This is crazy.

They had actors, and extras, they had sets and props and cameras and film and sound equipment and lighting and craft services people probably showed up to make coffee for everybody and holy shit, everybody got there the first day and the director must've just been like, "Okay, go ahead. Start. Start acting. Make a movie, we're filming. Script?"

How the hell does this happen?