soggyhunk’s review published on Letterboxd:
My Dad wanted to watch this, and he spent most of it on his phone. It was just yap fest after yap fest. It had an art direction but it generally just looked bad. Also the main character was supposed to be this powerful ex soldier who can kill like 10 armed men with just a club, but they didn’t even cast a muscle mommy. Why does Antman need abs on abs but the protagonist of rebel moon can have twig arms and I’m supposed to suspend my disbelief? She also has lip injections which don’t make sense in universe and which I personally found gross and distracting but like that’s just a personal issue. Every character was also either the most evil person known to man or a super ultra good guy who is simply the best in the business. Second act was spent doing side quests watching random people complete acts of might just for them to become background characters. There’s no time to develop the characters we have when we can lore dump and yap instead. Symbol spoiled me with its effortless and wordless communication.
Full circle, just like I lost the plot in this review, Rebel Moon also lost the plot and just started acting randomly, and never came back to half of the things it started, including the main plot it started.
They also had some random guy who sucked at accents trying to speak in an accent, and gave him like the 2nd most speaking roles.