wizardpig:

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wifemoji:

existennialmemes:

Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I’m good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby’s neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

ALT

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn’t real

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into-the-groove:

pansyfemme:

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

this evil version of it is killing me

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beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

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voredere:

ashes2caches:

i know this is a fetish image where you’re supposed to feel horny shame, but it’s also so fucking funny to me.

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ashtoberr:

we’re just innocent men

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cryptotheism:

estrellasrojas:

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

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doubleca5t:

bane-of-technology:

bogleech:

This was in another goodwill bin and I’m gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

Keep reading

This is what they took from Tucker Carlson

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katrinakatrinauniverse:

cryptotheism:

Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn’t it. Hopefully it can stop with you.

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sizhens:

sizhens:

I feel like tariffing the “entire world” is literally just functionally sanctioning yourself

Evergreen

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