not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
WHERE ARE THEY NOW: This Post
in the years since its publication, the “Devil’s Sacrament” post has taken on a life of its own, becoming a part of tumblr vernacular and even extending outside the sphere of social media in minute amounts.
the salem witch trials have since become a sensation, being referenced by authors, musicians, and artists alike, with many believing it to be factual events.
tumblr user beetledrink was found dead and gay in a clown nightclub in 2006
had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out
Ok but the article is actually insane. It starts with telling you about this specific incident and then drops on you the fact that train robberies are happening more and more in recent years and a couple of reasons are because there are so few railroads is very easy to figure out which one is carrying a specific shipment *and* that because trains are forced to be so long nowadays (many are multiple miles long) they don’t even know they’ve been robbed most of the time until it’s long gone.
