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CUT TO DESSERT 18+ CLARK KENT

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clark kent x fem!reader

WORD COUNT. 2.8k
SUMMARY. first anniversaries are a big deal, so as a way to celebrate, you optimistically put your lack of cooking skills to practice — attempting to make something with connecting memories. but it falls short, the dinner you planned at yours proving to be a massive mess. you hoped to surprise clark with a spread on the table, but when he notices the disaster, he hopes to surprise you with a spread of his own. though not quite on the dining table, rather the bedroom
WARNINGS. 18+ only! cunnilingus, brief mention of overstimulation, kissing after cunnilingus, service dom clark, unprotected pinv sex, lovey dovey sex bc it’s my fave, mentions of size difference, cum descriptions, some titty stuff, neediness?? so much kissing. MDNI. implied that reader lives in a small studio apartment

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Were you a good cook? Not particularly. Though that’s not to say you were useless in the kitchen, you knew how things worked and when ingredients should be added —sometimes— it’s just that for some unknown reason, things never quite go to plan when you’re cooking. Things burn, things get lumpy, things get unreasonably viscous, all done without any effort on your part.

If need be, you can get by on sandwiches and cup noodles, just as long as you don’t have to make sauces or stand over a stove too long. To give yourself credit, you have gotten better over the years — you now burn things a lot less and produce something edible a lot more than you used to. There was progress to be made still, but as the saying goes, Rome wasn’t built in a day.

Rather sillily, you took it upon yourself to cook for your first anniversary dinner. In your mind it was a sweet gesture, a gift in itself really. But that’s not to say you didn’t get Clark a present — if anything you knocked it out the park, your ability to pick presents far better than your ability to cook anything palatable. 

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STRAY ⸻ BEN POINDEXTER

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benjamin poindexter x fem!reader

WORD COUNT. 1673
SUMMARY. you stumble upon a stray on your way home one day and are unable to turn a blind eye. you’re aware of your boyfriend’s distaste towards animals, so you sneak the kitten into the apartment, hoping he wouldn’t notice. but once dex finds out, he’s not best pleased. he has some past issues pertaining to small animals, though you know nothing of that. you hope he can warm to the kitten, especially when so many similarities are shared between them
NOTE. no idea when this is set, but its fanfic, it doesn’t really matter lol

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You often stumbled upon many things in New York, well how could you not. Usually it would be birds swallowing rats whole in alleys, used syringes dotted around sidewalks, even half naked men licking various substances off of various surfaces. Really, you’ve seen it all. You thought you were unfazed by what you’d see on your commute to and from work, but never did you think you’d find something you actually wanted to stop for.

You take a little detour on your way home today when you hear a soft squeaking that was outside the realm of squeaking you usually hear. And once you step into the alleyway —with caution, of course— you see a small cardboard box, air holes stabbed with what you guess to be a pencil. It was risky, you knew that. There could be virtually anything inside. 

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cuddlefucking w/ clark kent.. 18+
fem!reader. mdni
my bad, another one. can’t get him out my system

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the weight of clark atop you is hefty, though it’s grounding. just sheer, substantial mass keeping you put against the bed. his body is on top of yours, lower half slotted between the legs you have tangled around him — your ankles locked lazily below his ass. 

he’s keeping you close, caging you essentially. all your limbs intertwining in some way or another. the back of your head rests within clark’s left palm, forearm bent beside you to keep himself anchored. while his other sears warmth into the side of your tit, the following hand clasped loosely around the base of your throat. there’s no pressure behind his touch, simply a way to gently manoeuvre you to flow with the rocking movement of him.

each wind of his hips is deliberate. every slow, measured thrust coming from a place of unwavering want, the object of haste completely out of question. quite like he’s keen to savour the moment, enjoy the simple fact that your skin is touching his. 

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THE FRIEND OF YOUR FATHER. 18+

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tony stark x fem!reader

WORD COUNT. 531
WARNINGS. 18+ only! age gap, daddy mentions (tony’s not talking about himself) dad’s best friend, pinv, darker themes? uh yeah idk what to say, this one got away from me. mdni

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An infatuation for a friend of your father was a tale as old as time. It’s an inexplicable one sided crush for which you have no real control over. It’s a mindless want that gnaws at you without any possibility for it to become anything more, for it to be brought to fruition. 

Though that played out differently for you, it did become real. 

It started a couple months ago at a get together at the family cabin, you and Tony crossing that line in which neither one of you had regret passing. Every few days since then, you’ve met for sneaky sex, the thrill of it to remain a secret between either one of you. 

Today before a family luncheon, you make a stop past Tony’s — in need of something to get you through the next few hours, to settle you before conversing with people you had no interest in talking to. 

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clark kent who likes to fuck up into you during cowgirl.. 18+
fem!reader, mdni !!

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clark needs a little extra than most men, not because he’s greedy or domineering, rather that he’s deep and complex. his need for connection must be pure and earnest, all things emotional and physical must stem from something truthful.

so when he fucks up into from beneath, it’s not beacuse he’s impatient, more that he simply wants to feel more of you. wants to feel you more intently.

he lays against the bed and you’re atop, cock fit snuggly inside. your body pressed close to his, tits dragging and grazing along his firm chest as your mouths ghost one another. small, shuddery breaths being exchanged between every unsystematic half-wind of your hips, intuitive blissed sounds in tune with the movement of your bodies. 

clark bends at the knee and you shift with his repositioning, the new angle pushing more of himself deeper inside and you gasp, whining faintly into his mouth. his lips latch onto your lower parted one and he swallows the noise, the act like he’s pressing soft, sweet reassuring kisses into you. associating that aching tinge deep in your guts with something loving and heartfelt.

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Anonymous asked:

wowza 😃 do your parents know you bully people online young lady ??

in all seriousness loved your little twist on it and the "he’d probs also rather dying now than before her husband gets a chance" ?? drooling

ik this is a tan loving blog so i'll get off your back with this idea, thank you for responding angel 💗 !!

no joke I shit my pants, was honestly like nooo what do you mean???? nooooo!! I never speak my truth what do you mean😫 anyway I do apologise for that bit, that was out of pocket 😔

I think he’d rather gush out blood from the neck than waiting to see what her husband would do to him. no doubt would be infinitely worse

lmao no you’re all good!! thank you for sharing your idea! very much appreciated💗💗

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Anonymous asked:

not a request i just despreatly need your thoughts on this !! (have some more ideas on this scenerio- i want to make sure you're okay with me sending more)

also, don't mean for this to be angst, more like tension you can cut with a knife

ex!tan running into ex!reader while on a mission and he finds out she got married. her husband is a feared assassin known by other outside contractors (think of him as being kinda like the white death but closer to our age). and to add salt on the wound, he gets to meet him while on the train ride.

oh love it very much!!!

brains kinda empty atm so don’t really have any/ many ideas. buuut I love that they’re exes, always leads to the juiciest of plots. and it makes it even better that her new husband is ‘so much better’ than tan, like he’s more feared and well known

feel like tan would very much still be in love with her and seeing her on the train will just bring everything back. maybe they have to work together while everything goes to shit on the train, and she’s been separated from her husband (he’s on the other end of the train and can’t reach him or something) so tan helps keep her alive before he inevitably dies. maybe he’d rather death after finding out she’s happily married. there’s no chance for her and him to be together so he’d rather die (morbid I know) so like he knows his time is over and wants to use the last bit he has keeping her alive. maybe as he’s dying he tells her he loves her, maybe maybe she still loves him, but she’s not in love with him, like there’s still love there. he’d probs also rather dying now than before her husband gets a chance 😭😭😭

im sorry I know you said not angst but i had an idea and I ran with it, couldn’t stop myself 😭😭

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