“why do you not kneel before me?”

It's when you unravel her and wind her back into yarn to try again

the reviews are in

which is also why when you meet a trans girl who got funny before she realized she could ever be hot, and then got hot, she tends to have a social vibe like rock lee just took the fuckin weights off

*touches post gently* here it is... my last banger...

wait actually the fact that this was my last big post before they nuked me is genuinely hilarious

what HAPPENED here

I love how they obviously couldn't be bothered to make more than one of those crappy cat puppets, so they just switch around who's the real cat.

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

Calling my personal philosophy Realityism. Yeah, it's a philosophy where I'm uniquely aware of how reality works and base all my conclusions on that. If you're against it, it's because you're refusing to face reality.

Though I can't say that you're refusing to face facts, because I think that's the domain of the Factarians. Don't worry about them, though. Facts can lie to you about what's real, which is whatever I believe.

I was a hardcore Realityist but due to personal beef with the founder due to clear issues in the philosophy of Realityism we're schisming off into Correctism, which is a lot like Realityism except we're Correct about it and the optional support tiers on our forum are slightly more expensive and give you cooler looking badges.

I'm not conceited enough to think that I'm always right. It's just that everyone else is wrong. I don't want to spend any time talking about it with people who claim to share my beliefs because they get it wrong, and also they're all insufferable?

This belief system is so simple I don't even need a name for it.

You can find my sacred texts on Reddit.

Trump: Obama was probably born in Africa, I bet he's not even a citizen! He is so corrupt.

Also Trump: I'm handing over the government to this obviously corrupt non-citizen born in Africa.

I appreciate your point, but also Elon Musk is an American citizen. It's easy to jump to the front of the line for naturalization when you are as rich as him. Being a citizen doesn't mean you have a country's best interest at heart and it certainly doesn't make you qualified to lead on its own. Some of the best people in America are the ones who are still waiting for a visa.

Huh, I was told he wasn't. But apparently he became a citizen in 2002.

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@derinthescarletpescatarian Possibly whoever told you was thinking of the fact that he can't run for president? You have to be a born citizen (possibly born in the US) to be elected president. Elon Musk definitely doesn't qualify for that thank Maude.