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Lizard Gurl

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I've started a Vampire: The Masquerade fic!

If you're a fan of problematic queer vampires shooting billionaires and cops while also having wild bloody sex then this is for you!

Thank you if you check it out <3

Don’t have an AO3 account but I should definitely get one now!

and there was only one vampire horse👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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Iä, Iä! The Yellow King Comes!

Tester design for the one and the only Has- wait what? There’s like three of him? What the fuck.

Aww the ballerina monster grabbing his finger! Idk the lore, they’re either his babies or fangirls

So John is visible through the pallid mask, which means all the cultists in the hotel could see him while arthur was trying to blend in? Thats awkward Also what exactly do you see if you look at arthur through the mask? I assume you dont just see the king in yellow standing next to him, so is john like a shadow or a haze around arthur? I checked and John actually saw his reflection at the hotel and reacted srangely (never told arthur though)

I dont think he saw himself as a separate entity because his reaction wasnt dramatic but idk

Noooooo wait—so if John could see his distorted reflection through the mask, then urged Arthur to remain in disguise to “blend in,” KNOWING the other cultists could see him….my dumb PI headcanon is enabled further <3

No hate tho, obviously Arthur and John are The Best PIs, but they’re also so endearingly dumb <3

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

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every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

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those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

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According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

The most ambitious crossover

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

Fairy rings of a specific type that transport people between Texas and Japan rather than into faerie.

Re-listening to some Juno Steele season 1 episodes so I can recover from the season 1 ending and continue the story. But I’m still way too mad bro HOW COULD YOU DO THAT JUNO. YOU COULDN’T EVEN THROW HIS LIL NOTE OUT THE WINDOW WITHOUT ALMOST DYING. YOU PATHETIC MAN. I SPIT WHEN I SAY YOUR NAME I CURSE YOU WITH A FELL VOICE ON THE WIND AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAUNTED BY THE IMAGE OF NUREYEV’S NEW LOVER FOR THE DURATION OF SEASON 2!!!11AKSJFH;HAHDJH

Thank you for reading. No spoilers please (maybe I’m still rooting for them)

I completely forgot to make an all together post for this lol

Have mercy I just really like this song and show together it's actually living rent free on my Tumblr and mind

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I hope everyone understands, when I say “most endangered habitat on earth”, I mean temperate grasslands.

They’re more endangered than tropical rainforests, coral reefs, the arctic tundra, all of those go-to environments that get more of the spotlight.

Where I live, maybe 25% of the prairie remains in a natural state and that number is dropping. Even these fragments are mostly missing the keystone species that maintain their health, like bison, wolves, and prairie dogs. I know this is the case for other grasslands like the pampas and steppe as well. Vast lands empty of many species that used to call them home.

If you live on temperate grasslands, hold onto them tight, because they’ve been exploited like no other land and most people don’t even know how far the devastation goes.

please please pleaseeee listen to this post and learn the value of temperate grasslands. it makes me very sad that not only have these landscapes been destroyed by colonizers, but even most of the people who live there now don’t see their value. when i say i love midwestern landscapes, people call me crazy just because they’ve never seen the beauty of the tallgrass prairie :(

"and if there's a place gods go to die, it's in the silence of places lost, far from those who's eyes bring lies, and far from those who'd charge the cost."

i made more bird/flower malevolent collage fanart :) no quotes version and flower/bird reasons v

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