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These people are just allergic to fun

>Long dead kingdom

>peoples survive to this day

Pick one

> dungeon filled with demons, goblins, undead, beholders, etc

> people

Lol. Lmao even.

In many manga stories dungeons are straight up magically created by either good or evil gods and the loot is the reward for clearing it.

Lets be real. Those people would become monster fodder if they ever get isekaid to a fantasy setting.

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

in this world we all have our roles

Dead wife flashbacks but it's real shit married people do.

Her: I am 100% sure there is a delay function on the coffee maker.

Him: and I'm sure there's not. I'm telling you I looked. There is no button for delay.

*after the fifth time they've had this discussion and she finally bothers to look up the manual to prove her point*

Him (following the directions from the manual): Goddamn it there is a delay function on the coffee maker.

Her (doing a weird dance): Vindication!

*He laughs and pulls her into a kiss*

*during the climatic scene the husband is fighting the villain in his own house and it looks like he's going to lose*

Him: you may think you have won but I know some you don't know.

Villain: and what might that be?

Him: there's a delay function on the coffee maker

*there is an explosion from the coffee maker behind the villain (the husband filled it with gas). It allows the husband to get the upper hand and win the fight. As he walks away from the burning house finally ready to move on and start living again. He turns back and whispers to himself*

Him: Vindication

The narrative wants me to remember my dead wife but I had no wife so all I get is a flashback to some open fields and deep forest.

"Wait. When was that? Where was that?" I ask between flashbacks.

In Spain it already happens and it backfired. The younger generations are so sick of these classes many turned right wing out of pure spite.

These classes never work because they treat and call boys like potential rapists and woman killers and girls like perpetual victims that can do no wrong.

Breaking News!

People don't like it when they're assumed to be inherently evil due to characteristics they were born with.

The Left's spokesman insists that "It'll work this time".

> Robot girl whose body has sentimental value
> Robot girl whose owner has covered it in stickers of things she likes
> Robot girl whose owner does its maintenance and whose body is so far from the factory default that its owner is the only one who can do that maintenance
> Robot girl who is covered in small dents and scratches from the antics it gets up to with its owner
> Robot girl whose body tells a story

>robot girl who's insides are covered in notes from careful owners helping the next guy to work on her

I am sorry but the stickers part made me think of...

The Left is the one that doesn't want politics in entertainment, not the Right

The Left doesn't want to debate black crime rates, so whenever you see criminals in a movie, they're a multiethnic gang, the Russian Mob, or Neo-Nazis.

The Left doesn't want to debate Muslim terrorism, so whenever you see a terrorist in a movie, it's a white guy.

The Left doesn't want to debate women in the military, so whenever you see a woman in a movie, she's easily able to KO multiple 220-pound guys despite being 105 pounds herself.

This is the problem with wokeness. We allow Hollywood to create a fantasy world so that everyone can have a good time and then it both presumes to lecture people based on that fantasy world ("How can you think black people are criminals? Don't you see WE'RE telling you different?") but it enacts a double standard for the unrealisticness.

Women are allowed to enjoy movie characters that are attractive men with unattainable physiques in flattering costumes, but when a man wants to see Sydney Sweeney in a skintight catsuit, THEN comes the insistence on "real women don't look like that!"

That's what the Right means when they say they don't want politics in entertainment. It's powering down the real world for EVERYONE, not just the pet causes that would make you uncomfortable if they were shown accurately.

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