minho(e)s bitch

Anonymous asked:

Could you please do a minho x reader one🙏🙏🙏 where the reader goes to like help out in the maze without minho knowing, and then they had a bit of an argument about it in the map room🙈🙈 then minho likes grabs her and puts her on the table knowing it'll shut her up🙉🙈🙊 I KEPT THINKING ABOUT IT AND BSOQNSOA I REALLY WANT YOU TO MAKE IT😭😭😭 THANK YOU SO MUCH

OMFG, YES, SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. I FORGOT WHERE THE ASKS WERE LMAOOO

Eyes on me - minho x female reader

Warnings: kinda suggestive no smut tho

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yourfagula

DATING PERCY JACKSON HEADCANONS NSFW EDITION 🩵

Warnings: smut obviously, language

He's a switch but more dom/top leaning cause he just wants to take care of you
Please scratch his chest and back he'll go insane
Also loves getting his hair pulled
Instant way to turn him on: kiss his neck
You can tell when he's turned on cause he can't keep a poker face to save his life

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spiderbte

ask-the-multishipper

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

unicornpancakes

HOLY FUCKING COW.

gipsy-bones

OKAY IT’S TRUE

jointeamfreewill

WHAT

imivi

???

2snowy4u

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

clueless-gamer

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

kynisme

oh?

ohcaptainmycaptain1918

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

pearlpines

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

goopy-amethyst

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE

goopy-amethyst

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

puzzleypuzzler

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

blustrology

i wanna see what happens

ultra-cheesecakepizza-me

it looks fun i guess

kenny-bender

Where did this even come from

thefutaking

This sho

kawaiikingdomeagle

Wierd :o

bloodyponidot

I want in

mysterygirlsofficialtumbler

I call doubt

opals-official-twitter-account

Hmm

amethysts-pants-official

I
D I D
T H I S
A N D
I
G O T
A N
A S K
T H A T
J U S T
“ P A N T S ”

nertleturtle

i s2g-

nertleturtle

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND
DAMN IT

raging-kitten

I dont believe this

thathighclassbitch

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

are-you-triggered-yet

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

thathighclassbitch

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

are-you-triggered-yet

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD

angrybeardedbastard

Hmmm

katuki-yuri

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

ask-crispisara

yolo

halfways-to-hell

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

totallynaf

Hm.

breen-arts

ok i believe

red--leader

shrug emoji

the-milk-was-expired

BITCH FUCK ME UP

korbles

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

bubbly-boy

what is this mahogoney.

cliche-ask-max

Dude wtf

dmax-search-history

((i am utterly confused))

tabii-search-history

oh))

neeancy-search-history

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

flowerscout-davey-search-history

*rolls eyes* suuuure

erin-search-history

//:^)))

thefangirlingmaster

pls

seaveysupreme

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

sweetseaveydreams

wot in tarnation

can i get a hoopla

themostbeautifulthing123

finnwolftozier

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

finns-curls

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

lovelyrichie

OKAY LETS TRY IT

michaels-hands

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

beep-beep-beverly

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

beep-beep-beverly

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

basicwheeler

be-more-heidi-hansen

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

hamiltonheathersbmcdeh

hm doES it really work?

avasuet

What the hell is this

let-me-puke-in-ur-mouth-em

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

diego-hargreeves-official

Aight let’s try

official-doryu

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

my-pansexualmess

Let’s try this bitch

charcoalsgoingdown

Let’s see if this still works

coolkideyeball

dont trick me, ya dingle

itslillyillustrates

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

theitalianscribe

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

thatweirdchildowo

Come at me

dark-eyed-harmothoe

I wanna

im-so-fansie

please

kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow

Hmm… Maybe?

strixton

Holy shit it works!

delightfullyshamelessdinosar

Ive got mail!

biaphmaucult1220

Let’s go gaymers lmao

inked-myths

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

ninjagirl0805

I want to see what will happen X3

ninjagirl0805

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

mrstitanic

I’m willing to try it.

pheonixanxiety

Let’s end this once and for all. I never get asks.

pheonixanxiety

No. I refuse to believe that this is real.

anon-anti

ha͡h҉aha҉hah͢a̕

lemons-lies-crimes

This exactly the kind of chaotic bull I signed up for

dragonindigo245

… does it work

the-duke-of-deodorant

Sorry for the long post but 👀let’s see what happens here

loganquotesthings

I summon y’all come to my inbox spam it til it fALLS TO IT’S KNEES

headpatskeleboi

Bet

panpotterhead3000

Will this work??? Let’s wait and see

prettyboywynn

please

klm-zoflorr

Why is everybody deleted in this thread does this come with a curse of instant death as well?

scribbles504

No way this works, right?

tommy2020

I wanna see if it works

the-turtle-fan

Let’s see if this works

thesummerrtriangle

ultimatedreamer104

this is soooo long, but I wanna see if it works-

lord-hunkyhair

i need to know if this works

yetanotherkris

mostly just reblogging because i want to make it longer for future rebloggers

flyingman0211

wait how does this work? i just reblog it????

duohasmehostage

Kinda

isthattetofrommesmerizer

bet

yahooo-official

ain’t no way

kroger-fr

doubtful

walmart-the-official

I highly doubt this will work but why not

snekthedemonnoodle

damn this OLD old

gergthecat

This is an artifact post

mqshido

does it?

riordanness

surely not

avkizi

good lord

mqshido

work bitch work

dontcareplusthisholeistoosmall

i have never seen my hero academia and i work at a preschool so here’s the characters i think bit as kids:

constant biter and still bites. would go for meaty areas like the bicep just digging those chompers in. some children (deku) still have scars

bit only once (bakugo) in retaliation and got so upset he immediately sobbed to the teacher because he felt bad. the bite did not even leave a mark

would only bite if bit first but would retaliate way too hard like she was just itching for a reason to bite

bit up to the exact day that he became too old for it to be developmentally appropriate. the strength of his will to suddenly stop biting raised the question of if he understood the phone calls his parents had with child psychologists. would always go straight for the face

never bit. would go straight to throwing chairs at other children at approximately 90 miles an hour. would wind up and pistol whip it with all his strength. got disinvited from every single preschool birthday party and was completely fine with it. had no signs of remorse

dwntwn-strnlo

querenciasturniolo

i never thought i’d have to preface this, but uh, don’t steal my works ??? or anyone else’s ???

i put time and effort into writing things, and the fact that people don’t want to put that same time and effort into their own writing is crazy.

i try to be kind, and calm, and understanding, but it’s extremely frustrating when people essentially take a shit on your hard work.

i’ll be the first to say that writing is fun, but isn’t easy. it’s a form of creativity that is extremely difficult bc you have to embody each and every character you write, and at the end of the day, it can be exhausting.

basically—write because you want to. don’t steal people’s works that you enjoyed and pass them off as your own just bc you don’t want to put in the effort it takes to write a story.

it seems as if this person has stolen multiple people’s works, bc the writing style in each of the fics is completely different, which is even MORE frustrating knowing that it isn’t just happening to me.

dwntwn-strnlo

lollibumblebee

^^^

querenciasturniolo

i (personally) don’t think writing suggestive content/smut about the triplets is that big of a deal.

but if you write INCESTUAL suggestive content/smut about the triplets, please kindly stay the FUCK away from me.

that is all.

lollibumblebee

THIS.

solaris-the-star

more twitter memes bc i forgor to post 😔

dwntwn-strnlo

this is actually fucking disgusting

(really gross titles under the cut)

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lollibumblebee

look out for this one guys

crvptidsmain

flowerais

How to start again ✨

delete apps and social media that lowers your mood
wear a new scent, throw away things you don’t need, delete contacts of people who make you feel unworthy, unfollow social media that makes you feel bad in any way
make a new playlist that makes you feel confident and happy
in a journal, write down why you want to change, the traits of the person you truly want to be, the places you want to go and people that make you feel inspired
write down the things that stop you and bad habits you have, and replace those with new mindsets and habits
before you sleep, make a detailed, achievable routine for the next day, that includes everything you want to do, including activities that genuinely make you happy
try new hobbies, like baking/cooking, playing a musical instrument, making art, learning a new skill, a sport, or a new language. you can easily get free resources online
think about the ideal version of yourself. you can be like that, if you try your best and work hard.
do not overwork yourself or set overly lofty daily goals and forget to do things like drink water. make your sleep and health your number one priority.
spend less time on your phone scrolling through social media. have a method of focusing on other things, like Pomodoro method or using the Forest app.
if you can’t concentrate, commit yourself to doing it for 5 minutes. once you get into the flow it’s much easier to concentrate.
be patient and kind with yourself. it’s hard to change overnight. you’re the only one who can help change you, so be a friend to yourself.
once you start something, promise yourself you will finish it.
have new weekly routines, like going to a cafe every Wednesday afternoon or indulging in your favourite tv show every Friday night.
do not deny yourself of good things; there needs to be a balance. similarly, do not be too generous and overdo it too much.
dedicate a day to clean your room and organize your things if you feel stressed out.
it may feel scary to change, as you may feel like it’s not the real you. but you’re still you, just the best version of yourself.
have a relaxing morning routine to look forward to, like making a nice breakfast, having a skin care routine, stretches, journalling, or thinking about nothing for a few minutes
have a mental image that makes you excited to do something. visualize yourself completing the goal and concentrate on it every morning.
however, learn not to rely on motivation because your brain will often turn off motivation, especially when you first begin something. have a routine, a specific time to do something, and do it.
notice the places and people that drain your energy, and try to avoid them. find people who make you feel energized and places that calm you.
think about an enjoyable part of something. for example, when studying you can look forward to learning new things and when exercising, listening to calming music or using nice stationery. it’s actually more fun than you think.
even though it’s hard, don’t compare yourself. you’re on your own path, and it doesn’t matter if people are better than you, because there will always be someone better than everyone. don’t be afraid to suck. so draw badly, write bad poems, run slowly, make embarrassing mistakes and fail everything. you can’t be good at something unless you’re terrible at something first. and doing anything badly is so much better than doing nothing.
don’t tell anyone about your new beginning, just start and let the results speak for themselves.
you can change and be your ideal self. but it will be hard to do that if you don’t believe in yourself. so make sure you challenge negative thoughts telling you can’t do something. tell yourself firmly that you can do it and then prove your negative thoughts wrong.

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lorelei refuses to be quiet guys im in my active era

kwoniele

don’t let them hear — choi subong

synopsis: lights off meant something a little different between you and the famous choi subong, also known as thanos.

genre: smut and fluff bc theyre js exes who want eo bad LOL. green flag choi subong… say WHAT 💜

warnings: afab reader, tease, fingering, nothing else honestly

author’s note: this is the first time i have ever written on this account + since my social media detox so pls bear w me if this isnt exactly up to your standards ha ha ha… ily anyway not proofread! i wrote this when it was 3am leave me be.

“lights will be turned off in ten seconds.”

in a moment, the lights will dim and the only thing shedding light in the room would be the giant pig dangling from the ceiling and choi subong’s pale skin that’s attached to yours. ever since he told you he would be joining you in bed tonight, you couldn’t deny the fact you were thrilled. your drug-addict ex boyfriend shouldn’t have excited you this much. let alone the fact you were waiting for him.

“five, four, three, two, one.” now, it was fully dark.

you sighed in disappointment. you turned away from the side subong was and decided to sleep on your own. you knew you shouldn’t have trusted him at all, yet you were gullible enough to believe he’d keep his promise. and he didn’t. cause if he did, he would be beside you with his arms wrapped around your waist pulling you closer to him so that you could warm one another up.

“y/n?,” your eyes abruptly opened, “are you still awake?” he actually did it. he actually kept his promise.

he actually came.

you decided to play the stubborn game and not answer. but you knew that he was aware you were definitely up. “don’t want me here? okay señorita. i’ll leave.” his footsteps began to get quieter as he ‘left’. you felt guilty and decided to let him explain himself. after all, it hasn’t been long since that robot woman announced it was time for bed.

“fuck you.” you turned toward him, expecting him to be halfway gone already. yet you met a choi subong sitting down with his arms trapping his knees while replicating footsteps that were leaving. “wow. double fuck you.’

"please, i know you want me here. so move over.” he stood up and laid down beside you as his head automatically dug itself into your chest. “i don’t give a fuck if you’re going to go on some lecture about how i should have been here sooner, so don’t waste your time.” he pecked your collarbone before adjusting his position. “i’m here with you and that’s what matters. okay?”

speechless is an understatement. you couldn’t even be mad. you couldn’t feel the slightest anger in you because he’s right there. you could see his purple hair laying on your neck.

wait. something’s wrong. something’s missing.

“wait. choi subong. where’s the necklace?” you used two fingers to tilt his head up so you could see his eyes. they’re still as pretty as ever. fuck him for having such charming eyes.

“gone. i threw it away when i saw you rave about how you were so much happier when you quit.” he stared at you. waiting for you to say something. “what? do you want me to dig my hands into the toilet to retrieve it?”

“did you seriously… get rid of it? for me?” you sat up. tucking a strand of hair behind your ear before holding his hands. you noticed the tattoo he dedicated to you. the little heart with a sun next to it because he said that you were his ray of sunshine.

“of course i did. i meant it when i told you i’d fix myself as long as we crossed paths again, you know. i don’t just make promises for the sake of—” shutting him up with your lips was probably your favourite thing to do. you missed this. you missed him. you missed feeling his lips perfectly match yours everytime you leaned in to him.

“then i meant it when i told you i’d let you fuck me whenever, wherever. hopefully you take that damn opportunity now.” he analysed your face before realising you were serious. he didn’t even need to say anything. he just held your face by your jaw, kissing you rougher than earlier while gently laying you down on your bed.

he took off your pants and placed it just beside the bed, sliding your panties right after it. “fuck. how long have you been this wet, hm?” his middle finger glided itself from your cunt to your clit, using your slick as lubricant to teasingly insert his finger in your hole. “was it when i told you i quit? or when you kissed me? or better yet, since you saw me?”

“fuck, subong–” his free hand covered your mouth, preventing you from letting a noise out.

“can you be quiet for me, baby? wouldn’t want to let these jackasses know i’m fucking the prettiest girl here, would you?” you shook your head, agreeing that you should be dead silent.

you didn’t even notice that he snuck a second finger, fucking you with his fingers repeatedly until your were squirming and arching your back from the bed. “that’s it, baby. do just that.” his thumb flicked your clit, causing you to buck your hips on his hand.

you don’t know how he understood, but you mumbled against his hand that you were going to cum. his smirk was evident in the dark room which caused you to be pushed to the edge even more. “are you going to cum? hmm? is my baby finally going to cum for the love of her life?”

all you could do was nod. it was cute to him.

when you finally reached your release, he made sure to lick off all of your juice from his fingers. you watched him slowly suck on his ring finger while intensely staring at you. “i love you. don’t leave ever again. i better be the only one you do this to.”

“only for you, baby. just you and me. choi subong and future choi y/n. okay?

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minho(e)s bitch

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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don’t let them hear — choi subong