I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars
this april fools it's important to remember the brave fools who have died so that we may be here today
me vs. my inner demons (making everything into a hunger games au)
Series Synopsis: When the husband you’ve never met returns from the war you’ve never understood, he comes bearing a strange and inexplicable gift — a prince in chains who he refuses to kill.
Pairing: Mydei x F!Reader
Chapter Word Count: 10.2k
Content Warnings: pls check the masterlist there is. a lot. and i’m not retyping all of that LOL
A/N: I AM SOO SCARED TO POST THIS NGL LMAOAO like i said in the warnings i literally. have not played amphoreus yet. idek anything about mydei SDKJH i am so worried i will disappoint everyone who's expressed interest in reading this HAHA i was also. not expecting anyone to do that tbh. BUT thank you all for your kind words on the masterlist and i hope this lives up to expectations at least a bit!!
You spent the day of your wedding with a man made of marble — a stand-in for your new husband, who was off fighting in a war of the kind which had neither cause nor, seemingly, end. The statue was carved in his image and sneered down at you as you whispered to it, swearing vows of duty and obedience and docility, but, in spite or maybe because of its detached lifelessness, you found its presence to be a kindness. What did it say of your husband, that you preferred the company of that dead stone to him? Perhaps very much, or perhaps very little.
captive prince | mydeimos || inspired by @m1ckeyb3rry's amazing mydei fic, threefold || refs x
it actually drives me insane because he’s not even my type they just drew him so unbelievably hot that i cannot look away and i am plagued with lustful thoughts 😔❌
the rich swinger couple on ur luxury cruise:
you follow them back to their suite but instead of sex the guy insists on playing battleships with u while his wife watches. you find out that apparently he is a decorated war vet (huh??) and killed all their neighbours for flirting with his wife (HUH???). you leave without sex