lovepollution’s fanworks masterlist

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

YOU CANT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

LMAO IM CRYING 😭

if you ever get impostors syndrome when applying for a job remember they let fucking anyone aboard the belgica

Also, Shackleton (who has an entire book written on his leadership style) hired a man because he looked funny

He hired Frank Worsley as captain only because 1. Worsley coincidentally found the flier to apply after he had a dream about the street it was on, so he went to go check things out, and 2. He liked Worsley’s vibes

Shackleton said forget all that other stuff, I'm gonna ask the important questions: Can you sing with the boys?? This is make-or-break.

Tumblr user @sluttymichaelsword I think you need a fully funded fellowship to continue your research and its dissemination

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

preforming my compulsions while rolling my eyes to show i know theyre irrational

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired