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TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

(also go check the user on twitter out !!!)

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

stare directly at the screen without blinking until told otherwise

ran into a popup blacksmith and stopped to chat about his wares etc and his wife walked up wearing a cloak with a beautiful clasp and i asked the blacksmith if he made it and whether he sold them and he said he did but had none today and his wife took it right off her cloak and was like “$15. i’ll make him make me another.” so now i have this guy

the blacksmith’s wife just sent us on a fetch quest to a random renaissance festival

she’s here now running a forge booth in a completely different outfit????

met the king of the frogs, long may he reign

Okay I have another story that is ideally told in greentext format

NSFW warning for the rb

>be me

>6 ft tall trans woman

>Have 5'4" twink boytoy

>Adorable fluffy hair, all around cutie patootie

>Go to his place for the first time

>Random video game paraphernalia everywhere bc he's an adorable lil nerd

>Random picture of northernlion taped to the wall

"Oh yeah I was sketching him and used that as a reference and his picture was funny so I put it there"

>Start getting freaky shortly afterwards

>Twink is sucking on my tits like my milk is the first thing he's drank after being lost in the desert

>Moan and tilt my head with eyes closed

>Eyes peep open while my head is looking off to the side

>Make eye contact

>With fucking northernlion

>Making the stupidest fucking expression

>Collapse into a fit of laughter

>Mood instantly ruined

His face lmao he looks like he just walked in on you and froze up 😆

The stupid fucking grimace my whole ass nipple was in this gamer programmer boys mouth and I look over and see this "welp. That happened." type of face how the fuck was I supposed to stay calm

I'm swearing off gamers for the rest of my life

is my dragon ball posters ok

The same room was filled with pokemon decor and that didn't ruin the mood so interpret that as you will

....I might be stupid

Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol

As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.

So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men's jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.

i’m so invested in this why do they need 6 custom fonts

i think a lot of white queer/trans people need to hear that "breaking gender norms" isnt just wearing a dress while masc or dying your hair. its also unlearning the beauty standards that impose ideals of white beauty and attractiveness on non-white folks. yes you have a nose ring but i just heard you tell your black friend with meticulously cared for natural hair "you'd just look so nice with straight hair is all im saying..." why does your blog fetishizing i mean uh. appreciating trans women only feature skinny white women who pass. when societal gender norms are so inextricably tied to whiteness and emulating whiteness it is not enough to simply change your aesthetic. you need to defy the gender norms in your own head too.

fun fact! the original draft of this was about native features, but i changed my examples bc historically my native-centered posts get basically no notes compared to my other social-justice/activism posts :) which definitely doesn't frustrate me at all as a queer native american. anyways reminder that gender roles are informed by culture and what you (white person reading this) consider "gender non-conforming" might in fact be a gender-conforming feature in their culture!

throwback to when mitt romney shit his pants

i just fucking rickrolled myself because i forgot this was my post and i wanted to see mitt romney shit his pants

always remember my first attempt at an april fools prank

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

ominous

Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.

modern au laios

okay ~sometimes~ r/RATS is pretty good

STOP PUTTING YOUR TOYS IN THERE!!!!!