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cryptidunknown:

a guide for new tumblr users:

-you aren’t required to reblog things, but refusing to do so may cause backlash. it is best to play along. many here consider a reblog to be sustenance or at least a token of good faith, and giving them such a gift will help them see you as a friend.

-never give them your true full name. it is commonplace to use a false name and you are encouraged to make this name as ridiculous as possible. if you give your true name they will immediately view you as an outsider. this can be dangerous.

-check your new followers. some of them won’t be real. you can always tell.

-use great caution when engaging in private conversation and when receiving messages. always make sure they are real, but remember the real ones can be just as dangerous.

-this has been their home for generations. it is not quite yours yet, but it will be. soon.

-do not venture off on unknown paths unless you are prepared to see whatever you may find there.

-you can chose not to see things in advance, but what’s seen can’t be unseen.

-you must manage your own seeing. they will not hold back.

-they will come offering you riches untold and pleasures beyond your imagination. do not follow. do not engage. run.

-names and faces are interchangeable and can be shed and changed as easily as clothing. beware the faceless ones.

-you’ve been told they cannot lie. by whom?

-some speak nonsense. nod your head and play along. engage at your own risk.

-no one knows what all lurks in the shadows. we do not wish to know. no matter how deep youve gone you can always go deeper. you will never come back out the same.

-you’ve already gone too far.

-there’s no real going back now.

-you can log out.

-but you cannot leave.

-welcome to tumblr.

sounds like a welcome to the internet parody- lord.

this is the most accurate guide to tumblr ive seen tbh

welcome to my house of mirrors, child. i will never let you leave.

roseofhybrids:

animal-lord24:

roseofhybrids:

lizard12323:

roseofhybrids:

pep-the-artemis:

lizard12323:

bloodywolfwings:

lizard12323:

roseofhybrids:

electrozeistyking:

lizard12323:

electrozeistyking:

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kkolg:

lizard12323:

kkolg:

lizard12323:

kkolg:

lizard12323:

kkolg:

kkolg:

roseofhybrids:

lizard12323:

roseofhybrids:

kkolg:

lizard12323:

But we really need to put all the Nuzi fankids in an arena and see who wins

guys

and all the different future versions of N and Uzi are in the stands, watching in abject horror as their kids fight each other

I mean, I’m sure a few would treat it like watching a soccer game, but mostly abject horror

Yes.

That is one of the important parts and totally not the reason I’m going to consider this the funniest shit ever

canon V is also in the crowd

no other versions, just the one

drawing this

image

they’re a little competitive

what did kim do

not commit murder

murder is a part of the fight wdym

exactly

then why Uzi mad? Its a part of the fight, he should murder to survive

it’s cause he didn’t do that

Yk for being a dude with a pretty sick ability he kinda sucks at killing people

he will probably lose to a toddler then

and it’ll be beanie

yes, thats who I had in mind

A drawing of Nuzi fankid Kimber Doorman by Tumblr user kkolg, looking absolutely baffled and offended. A speech bubble over his head reads: “Am I being pitted against a fucking toddler???”ALT
A drawing of Nuzi fankid Beanie Doorman by Tumblr user electrozeistyking, wearing a cute little smile.ALT
Beanie now has her head tilted and has her eyes in a hollowed out. She’s wearing a creepy smile on her face. A speech bubble over her head reads: “Do you like to fly?”ALT
Beanie throwing Kimber at the wall of the fucking arena so hard that his body leaves a crater on impact. He is understandably dazed by this.ALT

Bea’s dad left sweating and kinda freaking out on the inside after that move

Digital fanart featuring the characters V and CYN (sin) from the series murder drones  V is leaning over a table with a microphone in front of her and a confused and worried look on her face. She says: "What the actual FUCK is happening?!?"  CYN is sitting next to her with another microphone and a baseball hat with "kid fights" written on the front. She responds to V's comment with: "Your color commentary could use some work"ALT

After the confusion is over she might try and fight Cyn herself.

God, now I want to draw my Nuzi ship kids too TwT

I feel like we’ll never get all Nuzi fankids

Some are either on other social media or aren’t drawn/actually described

Some fankids are separate because they’re different from their version

image

I’m sorry @roseofhybrids

well we all know what this calls for

Does V own an air fryer

Yes

No

We shall give her one

We shall give her several

No, but neither does CYN

All disassembly drones come equipped with an air fryer

Isn’t an air fryer just a tiny oven? [RESULTS]

the fuck is an air fryer

It’s like a deep fryer, but instead of dunking the food in hot oil it circulates hot air

so like a convection oven, but you can only fit one grilled cheese in it

a photo of an airfryer that someone is adjusting the dial on top of while pulling it openALT

Cyn could have a button to send out Sentinels and Keybugs to clear the unconscious and dismembered to avoid a carpet of bodies

and then they go in the air fryer-

SCREAMING OH MY GOD i am eventually going to make a nuzi fankid and i NEED to throw them into this i dont care if im checks notes a year late IM SENDING THEM INTO BATTLE


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