‘Aja’ by Steely Dan but A Guy

FAQ

How old is u?

Where ya from?

I live in New York, which yes, before you ask, does make me quantifiably better and more important than you

What grade you in?

I’m a degenerate dropout hopefully going back to school in the fall of this year (2019)

What’s your fuckin deal?

Well… I gained more followers than I ever deserved by being friends with @satanstrouser, and basically spamming both our timelines with selfies trying wayy to hard to be cute. But now I’m just cool and depressed, I post fun lil videos sometimes, my face when I feel like it, and angsty shit when its 4am and I’m sleep deprived. So if you find any of that interesting at all please love me

So….. you single??? *wink*

FUCK YES OH MY GOD IM SO ALONE AND IM KILLIN IT SUMMER 2K19 WE DONT LOVE THESE HOES WE JUST GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THEM

Wait, so you’re not dating Zack aka satanstrousers????

Zack is currently doing better than he has any right doing. Also him and me being like cutesy n shit is a lil cringey in retrospect cuz it kinda felt like queerbaiting? at least to me? in hindsight? But yeah Zack’s a loser I hate his guts

What’s your sexuality?

I really don’t talk abt it much bc I really barely think about it and I don’t really think it’s anyone’s business but I’m bi. I skew very hard towards girls but I get really into guys sometimes and it’s always like, customers at work or something so its always been super fleeting and nothing usually comes from it. I also don’t like talking abt it because I feel like, at least personally, I feel kind of bad grouping myself in with people who can and are be ostracized for who they are, when being a tall cis white dude who’s mostly into girls and sometimes likes guys is not an especially hard thing to be. at least in my experience, obviously my experiences aren’t universal and there are people in that position who have it very hard. that’s just not me tho. so yeah tldr men are trash but sometimes they’re kinda hot and i hate it (also this is my first time talking about being queer in any sort of public space so uhhh yeah happy pride I guess wooo)

Do you do the doodle??

It’s my grandma’s nickname for me. Because im sof boi. I can’t do art to save my life and at this point I’ve just accepted that. I do amv’s in 2019 tho bc spiritually I’m living in 2006

Is it cool for us to message or snapchat you?

definitely! my snapchat is maccydoodle. Yes, without the S. Why? Just to confuse you

How much for your nudes?

Should people send you more questions to add to this FAQ so that it’s more comprehensive?