#people want to treat their own bad behavior as if it was as inevitable as the weather #and then when the people they're assholes to are like 'actually fuck you' and stand up for themselves #they get all pearl clutchy about how they have a ~right to express themselves~ and how other people ~just can't handle the truth~ #toddlers (via @shesgonnachangetheworld)
Not sure why the OP edited that stuff out to begin with tbh
your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
thats not how they told it
GUARDS !! coat this fool in olive oil and allow them to rise overnight. come morning we shall turn them into focaccia bread
deveneur-de-femme
- GARDES !! enduisez cet·te imbécile d'huile d'olive et laissez lea lever une nuit. le matin venu nous lea transformerons en pain focaccia
a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t
story: they're in love :)
me: why?
story: what do you mean? they're in love :)
me: what do they bring to each other's lives? what do they admire about one another? what draws them to each other?
story: love :) :)
me: ok... so what is that going to look like now?
story: like love :) :) :)
me: are their personalities going to clash at all? are they going to have arguments? learn to compromise for each other? will they need to adapt to sharing their life with another person? is it going to be smooth perfect harmony from day one? are they going to be always together? see each other sometimes as their occupations allow? how does this relationship affect their lifes.
story: they're in love :) :) :)
being popular on tumblr is like being really good at jumping up and touching a doorframe
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
honestly kudos to Elementary for gender swapping John Watson in what we all thought was an attempt to make johnlock palatable to the masses and then proceeding to not only make them entirely platonic but also become the ONLY modern adaptation where i actually feel like them being platonic makes complete sense
