magnetarmadda:

Chapters: 1/5
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gerard Keay & Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist
Characters: Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Sasha James, Elias Bouchard, Peter Lukas, Simon Fairchild, Georgie Barker, Melanie King, Basira Hussain, Alice “Daisy” Tonner
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - College/University, Except they’re professors, Rating for Language, Higher education drama, Misunderstandings, Bad Jokes, Trans Martin Blackwood, Gender Non-Conforming Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Canon Asexual Character, Jon/Gerry QPR, No beta we kayak like Tim, Comedy of Errors, Happy Ending, jonmartin week 2023, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Series: Part 11 of Jmart Week 2023
Summary:

They meet at a new faculty orientation, two weeks before term starts.

It’s at the meet-and-greet for this committee that Jon notices him for the first time. He’d seen him throughout the day, of course, what with only five or so other new faculty at the orientation, but they’d not been partnered up in any of the icebreakers or placed into the same small discussion group during lunch.

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It’s Jon’s first year as a professor at Magnus University, where he thinks his fellow committee member is out to get him. Rather, Martin thinks they got off on an awkward foot but reconcile quickly and end up flirting at every meeting.

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I’m a few days late because of a chronic illness flare-up, but here’s my final fic for @jonmartinweek this year! It’s for Day 9′s AU prompt, and in this fic, Jon and Martin are professors of wildly different fields. They have a bit of an awkward first meeting and proceed to have a comedy of errors rivals-to-lovers relationship, inspired by @judesstfrancis‘s fic Catching an Edge (which I highly recommend)

I am exceedingly excited to share that, after more than 18 months, I’ve finally finished and posted Chapter 2 of my academic!Jmart AU!

It does unfortunately lack a Martin appearance, but I’ve hopefully set up some more of where we’re going next and given y'all a new friend!

I hope you enjoy!

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Archive of Our Own (ao3), the internet

transformativeworks:

have-you-been-here:

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

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riseandfallofsecunit:

maroonmused:

finished system collapse and read home + compulsory after, i am so glad i found this series u guys and am currently bouncing between the high of being able to check out fandom content freely without fear of spoilers vs the ache of being caught up on new canon content with no options except to reread

all in all tho found a whole new set of characters to love and write about, god bless martha wells for creating it and god bless octavia butler for kickstarting my scifi obsession this year bc previously i used to think the genre just wasn’t for me and now it rlly feels like everything i’ve been searching for

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OP’s tags are really cute. Also how I felt when I started reading sci fi last year :-)

riseandfallofsecunit:

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The humans using sex terms to get SecUnit to stop eavesdropping (based on this by @murderbotched )

murderbotched:

Murderbot’s humans using sex terms as euphemisms for ordinary things whenever they don’t want it to eavesdrop

enoughtohold:
“ enoughtohold:
“ enoughtohold:
“do you ever just suddenly feel the weight of more years of exhaustion than you’ve been alive
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#yeah except i lived through it #i may have been a kid but 2000 was traumatizing
i regret to inform you that...

enoughtohold:

enoughtohold:

enoughtohold:

do you ever just suddenly feel the weight of more years of exhaustion than you’ve been alive

#yeah except i lived through it #i may have been a kid but 2000 was traumatizing

i regret to inform you that this was george h.w. bush, 1988

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kosmogrl:

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(Source: twitter.com, via exactly-myself)

the-haiku-bot:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

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mixing some drinks to renew my gender reveal, whichever taste i find peace with will choose my path

midway check-in: the pink one tastes pink and by god the blue one tastes blue. when you drink them both together it tastes distinctly like pineapple. there is no pineapple in either one

okay i have consumed both to their fullest extent and i have come to the conclusjion that i….am….


DRUNK!!

pronouns are he/hinebriated

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y’all are gonna make me regret this post in the morning arent you

y’all are gonna make

me regret this post in the

morning arent you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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cairavende:

goblin-gal-pal:

pkmn-go-to-the-polls:

Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

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CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE!!

Jessie (anime)

James (anime)

previous tags: "I gotta vote for my favorite tgirl"ALT
meme image: Blight from Batman Beyond saying "Do You Have the Slightest Idea How Little That Narrows It Down?"ALT

The fact that this poll managed to be close enough to show a 50/50 result when there was 111,329 votes - and people can’t see the results before voting - is a testament to everything good and pure about this hellsite.

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mundaneone:


@leaving-earth requested the least seen movies. So here we have a list of the top 100 films that tumblr users reported as having heard of but not having seen per results on @haveyouseenthismovie-poll.

TW: A couple of films famous for racism are on this list so please enter at your own risk.

How Many Have You Seen?

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All 100

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dear-ao3:

i caved and made one of these. i will not pretend that half of these are good cause they are not. for reference i have scored less than 10 on every one of these quizzes ive taken. i have an abysmal taste in movies. if youve seen all of these im worried about you.

how many have you seen

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saph these all fucking suck what is wrong with you

oh my god i forgot about animusic

please let me know your opinions please tear me apart i want to hear it

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junglejim4322:

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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falseknees:

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ekjohnston:

theartingace:

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Murderbot meets ART (who knew transports could be smart enough to be MEAN)

Biblically Accurate Research and Teaching Vessels.

wishingforatypewriter:

Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It’s almost like, “Hi! You write so well that you’ve inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?”

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Anonymous asked:

In answer to the question "are band kids horny": either exactly as horny as theater kids or have never heard of sex in their lives. No in between

garrettauthor:

garrettauthor:

okay but is it divided by instrument or is it truly random

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Okay so the amount of reblogs/tags that all say the exact same thing lead me to believe this is true