Boundless.

loves-quinns:

Yeah sex is nice but have you ever listened to potential breakup song (explicit)?

terribledactyl:

(via quasarkisses)

imstacks:

The reason naddpod works is that every person at that table treats cringe like an art form to be loved, studied, and shared with the world.

doreensladle:

ai could never write this

thebootydiaries:

happyclam17:

thebootydiaries:

bro is my fannypack ruining my fit , be honest

nah bro. u good bro

love u bro u complete my world,

(via thebootydiaries)

tadhannahj:

I think I’ve seen this film before and I didn’t like the ending

0dde11eth:

everything-but-the-not-natural:

@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace

How does one go about being inside you, because I feel as though a bard could smooth things out in there

0dde11eth:

Geralt: ill let you come on the hunt if you can do one thing

Jaskier: anything! I need inspiration geralt!

Geralt: Pay valdo a compliment tonight at the party

Jaskier: Ugh fine

***later than night***

Jaskier: Valdo, you smell better than you look

Geralt: Try again

Jaskier: Valdo you carry yourself with the confidence of a much taller, more successful man

Geralt: Jaskier no

Jaskier: it’s ok I’m on a roll! Valdo I’m so proud of how you never succumbed to beauty standards, or even try to follow the latest fashions. Furthermore, You never let your lack of musical talent stop you!

Geralt: Stop

Jaskier: You are at the peak of the bell curve

Geralt: *starts dragging jaskier away*

Jaskier: Oh looks like we are leaving for a dangerous hunt! Have the day you deserve!

zaraki-fempachi-deactivated2024:

mysterycat-isme:

jessaerys:

jessaerys:

we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you….

back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood

What the fuck is whump

Don’t worry about it kitten

(via blorbologist)

slaughterverse:

slaughterverse:

Tarsal claws on tarantulas. You agree.

YOU AGREE.

(via oldestsnakes)

greelin:

maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that

(via sleepdeprivedsurgeon)

dimitrippy:

radiojamming:

radiojamming:

radiojamming:

radiojamming:

radiojamming:

It’s that time of year when the Great Storm Dragon descends upon the Midwest

I am now drawing the Great Midwest Radar Dragon

ALT

Weather spotters reported a giant glowing dragon in the sky. Locals told to not even worry about it.

Aw I should make his claws purple like this claw signature thingy from the other night

I think my new favorite hobby is making Noah out of different radar maps now.

@kawaiijohn

(via haloburns)

morguezsz:

dont-look-me-in-the-eye:

world-of-lang:

zoethebitch:

spotify is raising prices again here’s the apk that gives you premium for free

and here’s the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

(via haloburns)

smilesession:

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

(via yardsards)

dear-ao3:

pick a text i’ve sent or received recently

Put some respect on those funky guys

Thank GOD you put the Barney Christmas movie

#highmaitenance things i do to stay #lowmaitenance: exist!

the voice of reason 🫶 has returned 🫶

get fucked loser

i want to shake him upside the head personally

why the fuck are you working out in ugg slippers little buddy

forzaing my ferraris

he does not have his head out the sunroof

you’ll be thrilled to know i’m only a little dying

dude im gonna lose my gay card

if you didnt know miley cyrus wasnt straight idk what to tell u

woolieshubris:

(via haloburns)