my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane
and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand
Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there
okay so I've been playing a bunch of No Man's Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I've discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:
if anyone wants to visit Idaho, it's in the Eissentam galaxy at these portal coordinates:
if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died
we should breed trillions of micro cows and eat them like sunflower seeds and they all feel pain and die
just started the Internet a few minutes ago and this shits awesome. web site asked me if i want to “accept all cookies” uh let me think.. hell yes! 😋
