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Max The Entertainer

Intro post, everyone’s doing them nowadays, especially my mates @dashabot @kkatastrophic and @2stregafangirl

Cheers for the inspiration, guys

My pronouns are he/him/his, which should be obvious from how I act on here and my photos, but I’m about 97% sure at least one person would ask me at some point if I didn’t specify, so yeah.

Bow in the presence of greatness

This is my fucked up, disorganised, messy blog. I say what I think and make what I feel like making on here. Occasionally, there’ll be photos or videos of me here, too. My name’s Max, I’m from the UK, and I’d say I’m an alright bloke, if you’re nice to me, I’ll do the same for you (If you’re a dick to me, I’ll try to let it go, but just don’t push me too far, okay?)

Interests of mine:

• Danganronpa

• Rap/Hip-Hop

• LittleBigPlanet

• The Mario & Luigi RPG Series

• Fate

• Talking shit (I do this one on here a lot)

• The Inbetweeners

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force

• South Park

• Transformers

• Final Space

• Madness Combat

• Papers, Please

• Politics (This one gets me in controversy quite a bit, I understand my beliefs may not always be popular, but try to keep things civil with me, and I’ll do the same)

• Photography

• Design

• Art (Even though I’m no good at it)

This is far from a full list, but I can’t be arsed at the present moment, may or may not update over time

Also, for the record, I know that my ask button thing says “Start beef or question me”, but you *can* also use it to make requests for me, I’m an amateur designer so if you have a request and it’s something I feel like doing, I’ll see what I can do for you, I can’t promise it’ll be top-tier, though. Also, you are welcome to use it for what it says, if you wanna ask or tell me something, or just let me know how much you fucking hate me, go ahead, mate, it’s right there for you to use, freedom of speech and all that, yeah? Also, got a submission you want me to see and put on here? Don’t hesitate, mate.

Important note for people to avoid drama I don’t want:

I am not a proshipper, but I’ve got no problems with proshipping, and I am on good terms with a few proshippers. I’m not disparaging anyone or their beliefs, I just don’t want people getting the wrong idea, I’m indifferent

Just be kind to yourself and others. God accepts you as you are and so do I

Anyway, that’s all, thanks, mate!

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theconstitutionisgayculture
theconstitutionisgayculture

So Nintendo is charging $80 for the new Mario Kart game. $80. For Mario Kart. The base version, btw. Not a special edition. That is insane. When GTA6 is $100 and every game company starts charging $80+ for their new games, I hope gamers remember it was Nintendo who used decades of ridiculously undeserved goodwill to give cover to this price gouging. Nintendo is not your friend. Uncle Reggie isn't there anymore to give you a hug and tuck you into bed. Stop giving this company a pass for doing things you all rightfully complain about when Microsoft or Sony does them.

trapny
max-the-entertainer

So jealous of the US and its leadership right now...

We really need someone like Trump to step in to our absolutely terrible situation in the UK, deport the illegal immigrants and put British folk first, get people employed and sort out the economy, reform the absolutely terrible benefits system, and actually bother with our country right now. I love the United Kingdom, the country's got a rich history that I'm proud of, and it's where I was born, shaping me into the person I am now. But now that Labour's shown us their atrocious hand, I sincerely doubt people will want them back again. Hopefully, we get either Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage into power to help us

Make Britain Great Again

trapny

You cannot be serious bro

max-the-entertainer

Fully serious

trapny

They're getting rid of Medicaid and social security. That's what our leadership is trying to do.

max-the-entertainer

Then I must say, it is rather odd the country's populace is at record levels of optimism

trapny

This study? Are you talking about this one?

max-the-entertainer

No, actually, but that's also rather nice to see

trapny

Then what are you talking about

What "optimism" study did you read

max-the-entertainer

Came from Fox News Australia, reported that optimism in the USA is at record level highs since Trump ascended to presidency. Also, look at it this way, I’ve always said one of the biggest things to look for in a politician is track record; Trump’s second term ongoing is still young, he’s had about 3 months so far, yeah? During his first term, he increased jobs and decreased inflation massively. I understand that, at the end, the economy took a large blow, but you also have to consider that Covid-19 was a thing, and crippled the whole world and its economies, so, prior to that, Trump delivered about 7 million jobs, unemployment was the lowest in a half-century, millions got lifted off of food stamps, poverty went down, and there was a massive boom in manufacturing and industrial labour. All that, and the US was respected and feared globally

And now, he’s delivering still. He’s cutting funding to a lot of things, yes, but my understanding is that, with DoGE, he is essentially destroying and rebuilding the shit that’s in disarray. Not only that, he’s actually made an effort with the Russo-Ukrainian War and is looking to end it (which people still found a way to criticise him for, how nice) and again, the US is respected and feared, he’s enforcing tariffs, standing up to people getting in the way of the US, and hardly anyone wants problems with him again. Tell me, when Biden & Harris were in power, what happened? Oh yeah, Putin invaded Ukraine, and a war that Trump correctly stated was, “gambling with World War Three” and hardly anyone took the US seriously, now they very clearly do. My own prime minister Starmer’s shit-scared of him, I’ll tell you that much

I understand that things may not be the best right now, but understand that Trump’s doing all right and he’s got a long time to deliver prosperity. Have trust in him and the process. I guarantee you, as someone living under an extreme leftist government over here in the UK, you guys over in the US are very lucky and seriously dodged a bullet (much like your own president) and, you might be saying, “Max, you’re British, what right have you to comment on *us*?”

Ask these guys:

@feminismisstillahatemovement @theconstitutionisgayculture @sburis @unaffiliatedpangolin @billyengland

I’m sure they can either back up or deny what I’ve said; purely their choice, of course. Have a debate with them if you like, get both sides

Sorry this took so long, by the way…very busy recently, I’m sure you can understand

trapny
max-the-entertainer

So jealous of the US and its leadership right now...

We really need someone like Trump to step in to our absolutely terrible situation in the UK, deport the illegal immigrants and put British folk first, get people employed and sort out the economy, reform the absolutely terrible benefits system, and actually bother with our country right now. I love the United Kingdom, the country's got a rich history that I'm proud of, and it's where I was born, shaping me into the person I am now. But now that Labour's shown us their atrocious hand, I sincerely doubt people will want them back again. Hopefully, we get either Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage into power to help us

Make Britain Great Again

trapny

You cannot be serious bro

max-the-entertainer

Fully serious

trapny

They're getting rid of Medicaid and social security. That's what our leadership is trying to do.

max-the-entertainer

Then I must say, it is rather odd the country's populace is at record levels of optimism

trapny

This study? Are you talking about this one?

max-the-entertainer

No, actually, but that’s also rather nice to see

trapny
max-the-entertainer

So jealous of the US and its leadership right now...

We really need someone like Trump to step in to our absolutely terrible situation in the UK, deport the illegal immigrants and put British folk first, get people employed and sort out the economy, reform the absolutely terrible benefits system, and actually bother with our country right now. I love the United Kingdom, the country's got a rich history that I'm proud of, and it's where I was born, shaping me into the person I am now. But now that Labour's shown us their atrocious hand, I sincerely doubt people will want them back again. Hopefully, we get either Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage into power to help us

Make Britain Great Again

trapny

You cannot be serious bro

max-the-entertainer

Fully serious

trapny

They're getting rid of Medicaid and social security. That's what our leadership is trying to do.

max-the-entertainer

Then I must say, it is rather odd the country’s populace is at record levels of optimism

trapny
max-the-entertainer

So jealous of the US and its leadership right now...

We really need someone like Trump to step in to our absolutely terrible situation in the UK, deport the illegal immigrants and put British folk first, get people employed and sort out the economy, reform the absolutely terrible benefits system, and actually bother with our country right now. I love the United Kingdom, the country's got a rich history that I'm proud of, and it's where I was born, shaping me into the person I am now. But now that Labour's shown us their atrocious hand, I sincerely doubt people will want them back again. Hopefully, we get either Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage into power to help us

Make Britain Great Again

trapny

You cannot be serious bro

max-the-entertainer

Fully serious