Random Outta Pocket moments on the Ranch.

Originally posted by ambermarshalldaily

Y/N: *Falls off horse* Fuck…Ouch

Travis: You ok Darlin?

Beth: *Watching her sister walk funny up to the gate* What’s the matter with you?

Y/N: My Thong is Thonging a little too hard.

Travis: *Looking up at the sky questioning his wife choices* Dear God

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Y/N: *Falling on the couch between Travis and Beth* Damn what a week.

John: Sweetheart it’s 6:30 pm on a Monday

Y/N: *falling back into Travis* Jesus Christ Fuck me.

Travis: Not Jesus, but I can totally do that later tonight.

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Y/N: Your existence confuses me greatly.

Jimmy: How so?

Y/N: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of something bad happening to you is upsetting to me.

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John: Are yall sober?

Beth while holding up Y/N: We are moderately functional.

John: I'll take that as a no.

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Y/N: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dutton way. Which is the wrong way, but faster.

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Kayce - Travis, what did I say about PDA?

Travis: *with Y/n on his lap and in the middle of a make-out session* I don't know what you're talking about brother.

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Colby: I'm a real asset.

Ryan: You're only off by two letters.

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Teeter: Between Ryan, Jimmy, Colby, and Walker - if you had to, who would you punch?

Y/N: No one - they're my friends! I wouldn't punch any of them.

Lloyd: Walker?

Y/N: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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Kayce: Where's Jamie?

Beth: Somewhere disappointing Dad

Y/N: Somewhere disappointing God

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Y/N: "Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Teeter!"

Teeter: "You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight."

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Travis: Why is your back all scratched up?

Y/n : *flashbacks to messing with a chicken Travis told her not to mess with

Y/n: I'm having an affair

Travis: What?

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Kayce: I thought Beth told you to stay in bed

Y/n: She did, but there's a scary monster in my closet, soooo here I am

Rip: was the monster scarier than Beth when She's mad?

Y/n:...

Y/n: I'm going back to bed

Travis: good girl

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Kayce : I think your mom mixed up our lunches. Look.

holds up a post-it note that says "I'm proud of you and I love you so much."]

Tate: Oh, that explains this.

holds up a post-it note that says

"Please be good. For the love of God, be good. "]

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John: If you three can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone-

Y/N: Oh please...

Beth: *Fake smiles*

Jamie: We're not children.

John: ...*walks away*

Y/N: ...

Jamie: ...

Beth: …

Y/N: Fucking Cunt-Cakes

Beth: Eat shit and die.

Jamie: Yes, fuck you.

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Walker: You know, Travis, real talk bro, you never say nothin' when you're around us. Why is that?

Travis: Cause I don't fucking like you guys.

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John: Don't pull any of those stunts like you did last time.

Y/N: I made an offering.

John: You dropped a dead mouse into Summer’s lap.

Y/N: Yes! Like a cat.

John: You are not a cat!

Y/N: No... tragically, I am a woman.

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Sheriff : Think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Y/N: If you can ask them without the usual level of stupid.

Sheriff : Where's your Dad and why hasn't anyone been able to contact him?

Y/N: I dunno, l've been here, haven't seen him in days.

Sheriff : Is he drinking again?

Y/N: What do you mean again? He never had to stop.

Sheriff: But he did have to slow down, is he drinking like he used to?

Y/N: Alright, how bout this? Next time I see him, l'll give him the field sobriety test, okay? We'll do the alphabet, start with F & end with U.

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*Beth and Summer arguing*

Kayce: …

Monica: …

Rip: …

John: …

Y/N: l'ma instigate.

Travis: *pulling her back and putting his hand over her mouth* NO!

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Travis: *pissed off* Sometimes I can't stand you.

Y/N: *while walking away* Then kneel!And while you're down there, occupy your mouth.

Travis: I.....

Teeter: 000000....

Jimmy: I- I-... She has no fear. None. Absolutely no survival instinct, no self preservation. None!

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Travis: To apologize I’m getting you whatever flowers you want

Y/N: Fuck flowers buy me a horse.

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Kayce: Won't be gone long. Left everyone their own list of instructions while I ain't here.

Y/N: Mine just says "Y/N, no."

Rip: Apply it to everything

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Y/N: Why don't you ever take me outside in the middle of the night to look at the stars?

Travis: Cause I woke ya up at 4:30 once to hunt with me and ya said anything before 9am was costin' me my dick.

Y/N: Maybe I meant you'd get laid.

Travis: Ya had a knife, Y/N.

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Rip: What's wrong?

Travis: Food's hot. Can't eat it.

Y/N: I'm hot.

Travis:*looking exasperated* Don't.

Y/N: You still eat me.

Everyone at the table: *crickets chirping*

John: *beating his forehead on the table* Just-one-normal dinner. I just want one.

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Colby: The fuck's wrong with you?!

Teeter: *sipping her coffee* Wow, could you at least say good morning?

Colby: Good mornin. The fuck's wrong with you?!

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Lloyd: what's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Jake: disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Jimmy: smad.

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Y/N: I’m a person that likes to think things through.

Jamie: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

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Beth: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Rip: Sure!

Rip: Whats your favorite color?

Beth: *laser fucking focused* Triangle. Do you love me?

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Din, in front of the whole covert: I bathed in the Living Waters.

Bo-Katan: He definitely did. He drowned, actually

Din:

Maddie: i gotta find out how i died i gotta catch my bodysnatcher i gotta get my body back i gotta figure out why Simon can see me i gotta find out what janet and Mr Martin were up to i gotta figure out the secret to crossing over

Mr Anderson: I'm gonna play indoor golf

SCHOOL SPIRITS Ghost Pointe Blank

“Cameron hated Mr Keating!” (And then people tend to say it’s because he asked if Mr Keating could test them on ‘that stuff’)

Sweetheart, he didn’t hate him. It’s the 1950’s at a strict school like Welton, Cameron has probably always had strict teachers. And he has his group who all follow the rules (Charlie may be an exception to this.).

He liked the new experience with Keating, but he has to be thinking ahead - hence the testing, he studies. He wanted to know if he would need to study or not.

Keating is new, and within less than half a year Cameron’s only real friend is dead. Cameron is grieving, and he’s scared. He’s a teenage boy whose friend has just died and people are trying to influence him to blame someone. I imagine Nolan and whatnot hired Keating and quickly disliked the ways he taught but no pupil came and complained and nothing was necessarily wrong. The students remained well behaved and honourable. Welton’s reputation had not worsened.

(And I’ll add, Cameron is a teenager. We are impressionable, and often easily lead. No matter what we might think, we can often go the other way because we were influenced to. A lot of teenagers will trust adults in something for a reason as simple as /well, they’re the adult, not me/)

There’s an abnormality, lack of familiarity in Keating’s ways. Now Cam’s friend is dead. Maybe he’ll keep the others safe, go along with it. — In his grief he’s clinging to an idea implanted that it was Keating’s fault. Maybe if they remove Keating, the rest will be safe.

“Let Keating fry”

He’s possibly been tricked to believe it was Keating’s doing. He is scared, you can not imagine how he is feeling. His friend is dead, it appears so sudden and now people are telling him ‘who shot Neil’. People won’t blame Thomas Perry, the father of a boy who has just shot himself the night after a play.

They will blame Keating, none of Neil’s other teachers showed up to the play (as far as I’m aware.). It was Neil’s friends and Keating. Cameron might also only see Keating as a ‘constant factor’ to the rise and fall of Neil Perry. And he’s being forcefed the ideas that it wasn’t wrong, to think the man who taught them less to conform, is why he’s had to carry his only friend to his final resting place long before his rightful time.

In grief, you need something to believe or blame. Many do. It’s a confusing process, you can’t revive the person but maybe you can fix things? Maybe he thought he could save them

“He got Charlie expelled, he sucked!”.

- Charlie was the one who punched Cameron, I believe Charlie was a lot more free-spirited/less influencial. He knew it wasn’t Keating’s fault and he wasn’t going to be pushed to believe it. - I think in that moment, where they’re all in the storage room (or whatever it was.) that Cameron’s almost realising they’re all against this. That they will have cast him out like Neil wouldn’t let them. Even Todd, the quiet and very awkward blond, he’s even turned against Cameron.

I believe Charlie would have gotten himself expelled one way or another. He would find a way, and he found it in Cameron who thought he was doing the right thing.

Maybe he realises trying to ‘do good’ is futile, Charlie is not his friend and he has meant every unkind ‘joke’. There is nothing to save, his damage is done. There’s no point trying to keep them all together, Neil was the glue and Cameron was the first to fall as the glue faded.

Maybe he didn’t stand in the ending scene, feeling like he’s contributed the most to Keating being fired. He doesn’t deserve to stand on his desk when he’s why anyone is standing on their desks at all. He betrayed Keating, and Nolan is right there.

— anyways, I’m done and I have a fever or something and I was sick this exact time last month but with covid. I am going insane, my immune system used to be grand and only get me sick once every 1-2 years but here I am the last 2 years sick every few months. (Probably my lungs, I’ve got an appointment to get them checked coming up because my lungs, while not great in general, have gone downhill a little bit.)

school spirits ghosts + cause of death

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

stray kids ~ chan