jackedjacket:

It’s so weird to me when people are like ‘but that will cost the government money!’ So what? They’re the government, they’re supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

(via johannacantsing)

be-a-dandelion:

rainydayscore:

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING

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maobabie:

pngblog:

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sweetcherryblossomswrites:

lycaniums-room:

An ad for your deepest desires :)

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job

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catchymemes:

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momocoeli:

meet the gang

junglejim4322:

Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live

Me approaching the end of March:

(via sludgebat)

drunktuesdays:

i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn’t washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, “the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean.” unreal. i know i am changed.

(via johannacantsing)

infectiouspiss:

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

fenris-returns:

bloodied-wolf:

Black coffee enjoyers fighting the longest war known to man

(via frozencapybara)

roselalonde:

conversations with my sisters cat

(via talesofquiescence)

fearthefuzzybear:

coughloop:

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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