I still like this sketch

drarins EE armas egan ngl I've drawn smut that feels less dirty than this

that’s the dynamic

drarins ee armas egan dee ot3 doodles from the archives wahoo!

tubbsen

tubbsen

I'm going to be running the Murder on the Eberron Express D&D oneshot for the third time soon and getting the old man in the red vest murdered again, instead of getting him into a polyamorous relationship with his wife and valet

Pretty messed up tbh smh

EE egan dee armas art by others HHR7GHKGNDJMGTY8TYO me and tubbsen gleefully thinking of 800 different scenarios to kill this guy while being entirely invested in this ship like. please be normal challenge the rightmost image bashed my brains in with a brick tb quite h (compliment)

go on

drarins EE armas egan paradoxically the less effort I put into drawings the more I end up liking them!

tubbsen

tubbsen

Didn't think about it at the time but it was pretty self-indulgent of me to make half of my NPCs in this D&D oneshot cool women over 40

art by others ee dee roksana hhfhjHfjkvg sorry i. lesbsean I am going into cardiac arrest PÄIVI PLEASE (kicks egan off a bridge) no longer care you. wamen

okay so you know how the premise of the tabletop game was that he hired an actor to pretend to be his lover in order to make his wife jealous and want to work on their marriage again

buddy you had a willing co-conspirator right there. just ask your valet. he’d do fake dating with you SO gladly

drarins EE egan dee armas the plot twist is Egan that said valet has been crushing on you for years anyway this is how the ot3 can still win (trust me)

sorry babe you said what about my valet

drarins EE egan dee god I wish their marriage was in a state where they could discuss things such as 'hey let's have a threesome with the guy we both really like'

they’re so funny to me

drarins EE armas egan dee dee knows wtf is up in this house. unfortunately neither of the others do

misc Eberron Express sketches that didn’t quite deserve their own post but I kinda like anyway

drarins EE armas desideria egan vincent tim prikka there are many interpretations of this but I felt like valet is a very paladin type job so that's what I went for re: armas' character class lay on hands is good. handy for using all daily charges on your accident prone artificer master

the mini saga of E. Bakker hiring an actor to pretend to be his lover and upsetting his immediate social circle

drarins EE egan armas vincent egan 🤝 vincent: lol I don't even like you. this is a business transaction if you think this is not very nice. you'd be correct. it is a story that ends in murder