9-1-1
S08E09:Sob Stories |dir. Bradley Buecker
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”
And I did
He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue
But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”
And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”
buck: hey eddie i-
eddie: IF YOU THINK I’M GOING TO CHOOSE YOU MY BOYBESTFRIEND AND PARTNER OVER MY SON A THING I CLEARLY HAVEN’T BEEN THINKING ABOUT AND STRUGGLED WITH ON MY OWN INSIDE MY HEAD YOU’RE DELUSIONAL AND WRONG AND YOU SHOULD BE ANGRY WITH ME SO I CAN BE ANGRY WITH YOU SO I CAN LEAVE AND PRETEND YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME WHICH IS A TOTAL LIE BY THE WAY BUT NOW I CAN’T EVEN DO THAT BECAUSE YOU’RE STANDING IN MY LIVING ROOM AND LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M THE SUN AND-
friends and enemies, the thing you gotta understand is that there are no separate sandboxes. we’re all in the same sandbox. we’re in different corners, hanging out with our friends and our blorbobarbies, but it’s all the same sandbox.
remember going swimming as a little kid? and there would be some people playing mermaids over here, and some playing pirates over there, and people swimming laps, or trying to figure out how long they could hold their breath, or learning to float? and then one fucking kid poops in the pool and they’d have to get us all out and shut the pool down for hours?
that’s your fucking behavior. curate your own experience on the internet. don’t be an asshole. but remember, that for better or worse, we’re all in the same damn sandbox. keep your nonsense off the streets and don’t shit in the pool.
gifing every episode of 9-1-1: season 8, episode 9 “Sob Stories”
what 911 plotline did i make up
guy gets swallowed by escalator
chimney has beef with a crow
all the animals in the LA zoo escape
buck wakes up from a coma with math superpowers
bobby was a child alcoholic figure skater
athena shoots off a man’s penis
shark loose on the freeway
maddie goes into witness protection when a serial killer escapes from jail
michael stalks his neighbours and discovers an illegal plastic surgery clinic
eddie’s son walks in on him having an affair with his dead wife’s doppelganger
hen cheats on her wife and blames the full moon
rich man fakes his own death to organize a city-wide scavenger hunt
gilmore girls: those lazy-hazy-crazy days
rory gilmore + paris geller
i’m almost me again, she’s almost you…
with so much love for @livingincolorsagain for helping me figure this one out