blogalias the-technicolor-whiscash
Apr 05
  • copepods

    i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

  • copepods

    image

    @holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

  • lintubintu

    image

    @holyknuckled like that?

  • holyknuckled

    oh? my god???

    image
    image

    yeah, Exactly like that

    • 152,290 notes
    • blogalias dunmertitty
    Mar 17
  • herssian

    make original world and character content. take canon media and turn them into ocs. take established characters and call them yours well probably don't do that last one that's illegal unless it's some megacompany like marvel then take wolverine and call him bob. still illegal but! not immoral

    • 2,058 notes