Let’s try this again
I’m on my way to your house, guided by the stars
I’m pulling in the driveway, I’m turning off the car
I’m running to your porch, I’m sprinting up the stairs
The door swings open and you’re standing there
You’re beaming down at me, you’re reaching out for me
You pull me in your arms and I feel your heart pounding
I take a step back to catch my breath
And we look at each other and double over
And laugh, and laugh, and laugh
unblock me. whatever i said to piss you off i was right and i want to reblog your little post
was it the three to five walter white thirst fancams
Anonymous asked:
When did you lost your virginity?

metvmorqhoses answered:
lady bracknell, i admit with shame that I do not know. i only wish i did. the plain facts of the case are these: on the morning of the day you mention, a day that is for ever branded on my memory, i prepared as usual to take my virginity out in its perambulator. i had also with me a somewhat old, but capacious hand-bag in which i had intended to place the manuscript of a work of fiction that i had written during my few unoccupied hours. in a moment of mental abstraction, for which i never can forgive myself, i deposited the manuscript in the basinette, and placed the virginity in the hand-bag. and i left it, god forgive me, in the cloakroom of one of the larger railway stations in london. victoria… the brighton line. i have lived with that regret ever since. i shall never forgive myself.