Pomegranate seeds and my underworld

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ginwhitlock

“I want the relationship that’s healthiest for Bella” why. This is a book about vampires and werewolves and codependency and secrecy that kills you. If Bella were meant to be a normal happy healthy human girl she wouldn’t be in the story in the first place. This is fiction, she isn’t real, characters in stories don’t need to be healthy or live in reality. She deserves to suck blood and live forever if she wants idk

the “send them to therapy” / “want them to make right/healthy choices” are the most boring tasteless type of readers to ever exist imagine reading fantasy /paranormal / sci-fi etc and wanting to suck out the escapism out of them 🫠 like. this isn't just a twilight issue. it's ppl reading the wrong genre of books and we all have to suffer for it
edwardskhakipants
edwardskhakipants

For whatever reason, I like to think Elizabeth Masen would have been an incredibly toxic mother-in-law.

edwardskhakipants

You know those posts where the mother laments the loss of her son to her DIL? Saying things like "I was his first love".

That would be Elizabeth.

oh my god I thought of this too! like. call it gut instruct instinct or whatever but in today's world she's be a boy mom (derogatory) not too dramatic like some telenovela villain but Edward's her only child and he had never given any girl attention too Elizabeth had been the only woman in his life. I headcanon she'd have a hard time coming around it
vintrage
vintrage

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born to smoke weed in the woods together forced into a supernatural love triangle

oh this is adorable! twilight! Jacob (the only valid one imo 'case NM Jake was also a problem ™️) with his long hair and shiny smile a boy with a crush that goes away the minute he starts to actually get to know this girl because she's a weird but cool chick they smoke weed & yap about their dads who lowkey suck but love them too much and they're besties ✨ bella swan jacob black twilight fanart
hoahoahoahoahoa
hoahoahoahoahoa

Criticism that Twilight vampires are overpowered is obviously valid but I feel like people tend to downplay the drawbacks

yes it’s convenient that they’re pretty, hard to kill, and aren’t affected by the common anti-vampire measures (don’t need an invitation to a house, don’t burn in the sun, dgaf about crosses and silver, etc.)

but. BUT. I think the exaggerated blood thirst makes up for quite a bit of it. Part of becoming the ~ultimate predator~ is being at the mercy of instincts. their minds are not their own. I think the difficulty of self-control is emphasized in Twilight more than any other vampire media I’ve consumed. IMO the overpowered nature of their bodies makes the idea of a frenzy all the more terrifying— the stakes are crazy high

AND their blood thirst comes with some serious physical pain. I can’t think of any other vampire media off the top of my head that goes beyond “ohhh so tempting I’m sooooo thirsty I have the Urge” to “yeah it feels like I have a white-hot poker shoved down my throat :)” like. The decision to integrate to society basically comes at the cost of holding their necks to a hot stove. No wonder there are only a dozen total vampires in the world that bother

honestly I feel like that group of people need to read some twilight horror/thriller fics 'cause the way the drawbacks of vampirism are explored there... 🤌