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what-even-is-thiss:

What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.

grimeclown:

vanishingmoments:

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YES HI I CAN SEE YOUR “RETURN TO THE TOP OF PAGE” BUTTON JUST FINE THANK YOU

If you only had a device that could make it just a bit more visible

mollyjames:

mollyjames:

mollyjames:

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

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libraford:

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an ‘indicator species’ in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn’t have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

liberalsarecool:

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There is a special place in hell for Pam Bondi.

She shields rapists and sex predators, then lets women be harassed getting health check-ups.

A sexual abuser’s best friend is Pam Bondi.

taylors-a-goblin:

@chaotic-neutral-knitter you posted this, and tumblr is dumb and won’t let me reblog and add a video so this ones for you, bud

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For you, your wife, and everyone who (like me) saw your post and wanted to find the clip and sake their curiosity

liberalsarecool:

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The sole purpose of DOGE is misinformation and disinformation.

scroll-of-thought:

tiny-kt:

passionate-lovely-soul:

jupitersmusings:

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

magnetostits:

yourlocalinkmate:

tu-design:

magnetostits:

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

Probably with a cybertruck, let’s be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

YOU CANT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

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LMAO IM CRYING 😭

brownheadedcowbird:

brbeth:

noknowshame:

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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I think…you might be right

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what the fuck

destiel-news-network:

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(Source)

The affected voters — those whose paperwork was mishandled and whose voter files lacked their SSN and driver’s license — have until FIRDAY, APRIL 18th to contact their local board of elections and attempt to cure their ballot. If you voted in North Carolina last November, you can check whether your vote has been challenged at “The Griffin List” website: link.

ot3:

you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you’ve paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers

kosmogrl:

kosmogrl:

kosmogrl:

have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

here’s mine

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ah here’s the link guys