What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.
YES HI I CAN SEE YOUR “RETURN TO THE TOP OF PAGE” BUTTON JUST FINE THANK YOU
If you only had a device that could make it just a bit more visible
These kinds of things give me hope
Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.
The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an ‘indicator species’ in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn’t have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).
Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.
There is a special place in hell for Pam Bondi.
She shields rapists and sex predators, then lets women be harassed getting health check-ups.
A sexual abuser’s best friend is Pam Bondi.
@chaotic-neutral-knitter you posted this, and tumblr is dumb and won’t let me reblog and add a video so this ones for you, bud
For you, your wife, and everyone who (like me) saw your post and wanted to find the clip and sake their curiosity
The sole purpose of DOGE is misinformation and disinformation.
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.
rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
Probably with a cybertruck, let’s be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.
YOU CANT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
LMAO IM CRYING 😭
I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
I think…you might be right
what the fuck
(Source)
The affected voters — those whose paperwork was mishandled and whose voter files lacked their SSN and driver’s license — have until FIRDAY, APRIL 18th to contact their local board of elections and attempt to cure their ballot. If you voted in North Carolina last November, you can check whether your vote has been challenged at “The Griffin List” website: link.
ot3:
you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you’ve paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers
holy shit based