Mokulule
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Welcome to my messy blog
Figured I’d try my hand at a pinned post to help people navigate. So I write and draw (currently for dp x dc, but my list of fandoms is long) and reblog random things - usually because I think they’re funny or neat. So one big amalgamation.
I do tag pretty consistently so that’s something at least :)
Head on over to Moku’s Invenstory for the easiest way to find my fics without scrolling endlessly.Common tags I use if you wanna block:
#random funstuff - pretty self explanatory.
#odes to fandom - generally fandom meta in some way or form.
#odes to tumblr - tumblr specific meta and fun posts.
#chatter - personal posts or when I respond to people in reblogs.
Aside from this I generally tag the fandom I’m reblogging sometimes the characters involved.
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Theyre just two scared kids who want to hold onto something familiar and be loved again man that’s so fucked up im gonna go punch a wall or something idfk
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*clapping* fight fight fight
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Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks
Evidence:
Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.
And they told you science was no fun.
Science!
I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.
Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.
But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.
you mean like
@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares
I shall never find peace.
Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.
There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.
Yeah there is. The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor. But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.
So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.
So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.
Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post
Elves are flat-earthers
This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage
This post really was a rollercoaster.
for elves it was a straight line
(via thatrandomsarahchick)
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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds
(via wckhamm)
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Okay, darlings. This fandom has managed to drive an author from it and they went out with a nuke. All of their work, gone. So it’s time to have a talk. I’d love to think none of you were involved in it, so hopefully this is more a reminder to reblog than to have to apply, but it’s time to have a talk.
First off, I’m not going to name the author. Their story is theirs. I’m just going to talk generally.
You DO NOT tell an author to kill themselves (kys) or threaten to harm them or that you’ll find them or that they’re writing their story wrong. YOU JUST DON’T.
“Well that’s how I joke with my friends–” Stop. Authors are not your friends. They are at best acquaintances and more likely strangers. They might be friendly with you. I’m friendly with many of you because I see you often in comments/replies and such. And some of you have become friends. But the average author is not your friend, they are a stranger. And if you’re the type of person who would tell a stranger to kill themselves, you need professional help in dealing with something deep inside you and I hope you find it.
Authors are out here writing entertainment and sharing it for free. You respect that and be kind. If you can’t be kind, you leave. The back button is right there.
This is not an airport, you do not need to announce your departure. If a fic goes a way that you do not like, you unsubscribe and hit that back button. If it turns too angsty or sappy or violent, back button. If their characterization bothers you, back button. You do not need to tell as stranger providing free effort that you hate what they are producing. This fandom is so damn prolific, there’s something out there for you, it doesn’t have to be that fic.
Please just be kind. The world is horrible enough right now. And if you can’t be kind, back button.
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More DP panoramas
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Part One of DP Panoramas
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New hobby: stitching together DP screenshots to create panoramas
Beautiful! I will be using these for reference. They also make the world feel a little bigger, seeing how locations and scenes connect to one another.
(via tourettesdog)
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rwoh:
muppethole-deactivated20240312:
any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion
“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out
That was the concussion
(via frankencanon)
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gffa:
#JESUS CHRIST ANAKIN???
#VADER HASN’T BEEN THIS SHIT YOUR PANTS LEVEL TERRIFYING
#SINCE THE LAST TIME HE MADE EVERYONE IN THE ROOM SHIT THEIR PANTS IN TERROR
#SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT OUR FAVORITE SENTIENT TRASH CAN MAN
#BUT HE’S A WALKING NIGHTMARE ASSHOLE WITH PIZZAZZ
#THAT SHATTERED GLASS TRICK WAS FUCKING SICK
#NO OTHER COSMIC HORROR OF AN ASSHOLE WET CAT IS DOING IT LIKE HIM