and that’s how the monkey king joined the scripture seeker (real and true) (100% accurate)
interrogation room
Thought provoking caption
That's how I imagine Wukong and Tripitaka asking for food donations
everything is about the ninja turtles if you’re dedicated enough
I haven't seen the second movie yet but this is basically what happens at the end, right?
toxic dysfunctional complex sibling relationships will always always be IT it'll always sweep it'll always top romance you can't undo a blood bond it'll always exist you can't unmake it it lives it lives you both breathe it and it lives even long after one or both parties are dead
this is why stories with compelling sibling arcs will always fuck you up irreversibly and in very specific way. it's like, you are my mirror you are my opposite you are my foil you are my blood i see myself through you i recognize myself because you exist and no one can ever destroy me quite the way you can.
to be honest
he's a dog
types as gay
- ISFJ:most earnestly and quietly, will not hesitate in telling you how gay they are for you
- ISTJ:subtly gay. likely to drop hints about their gayness. Gay as Hell when you get through to them
- ESFJ:Gayfriend and being gay is their natural state of being like they just don't know anything else
- ESTJ:Business Gay, will defeat everything in their path to confirm or deny their gayness. no middle ground here.
- ISFP:internally gay, likely to share GayFeels with you very easily and get their own gayness out of your gayness
- ISTP:Not gay (but yeah, gay)
- ESFP:Party Gay; will literally throw a dance festival about being gay. Most likely the founder of every gay parade ever
- ESTP:Weird Dude Energy gay. Imagine getting a weird boner from boxing and that's about it.
- INFP:100% gay all the time, like there is absolutely nothing not gay about everything they do so its hard to pick out just one thing
- ENFP:even straight ENFPs act gay. Boundless gay energy that spreads to others.
- ENFJ:The whole "I Love You And You Matter The World To Me" kind of gay in an individual. very existentially gay
- INFJ:rarest of gays; the crown jewel of gayness. all other types can be gay but INFJ gay is a specific breed of gay on itself. a good balance between internally and externally gay.
- INTP:gay in bursts, mostly kept internally until they actually notice it and the gayness comes out their seams
- ENTP:will argue about how gay they are while in full knowledge that they are THE GAYEST
- INTJ:will destroy all other gays except INFJ; those are tied. INTJ gayness shines like a lighthouse
- ENTJ:just very naturally gay, you can tell instantly, conduct every move of theirs to produce gayness
The Signs with Types of Pun deliveries
- Acts as if nothing was said:Capricorn, Pisces, Sagittarius and Leo
- Finger guns and a shit eating grin:Taurus, Aries, Virgo, Gemini and Libra
- Says things like "Pun (not) intended":Aquarius, Scorpio and Cancer
the signs on skype
- looks at the other person:aries, gemini, cancer, scorpio, sagittarius, pisces
- looks at themselves in the corner:taurus, leo, virgo, libra, capricorn, aquarius
How to know if the signs trust you
- Aries:if they ever show you any kind of weakness (crying, defeat)
- Taurus:if they give you their Netflix password
- Gemini:if they have a serious conversation without cracking jokes
- Cancer:if they show you their stronger side (past the emotional mess)
- Leo:if they tell you their insecurities
- Virgo:if they let loose with you
- Libra:if they're truly genuine with what they say
- Scorpio:if they cry in front of you
- Sagittarius:if they let you past their optimistic side
- Capricorn:if they show you their sweet, bubbly side
- Aquarius:if they show you their deep, complicated, emotional side
- Pisces:if they share with you something bad from their past
The Signs as Zuko Quotes
Aries - I know you’re nervous, but remember firebending in and of itself is not something to fear. But if you don’t respect it, IT’LL CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT LIKE AN ANGRY KIMODO RHINO!
Taurus - I’m never happy.
Gemini - I don’t need any calming tea! I need to capture the Avatar!
Cancer - You rise with the moon, I rise with the sun.
Leo - Shut your mouth, you Water Tribe peasant!
Virgo - It keeps exploding in my face. Like everything always does.
Libra - You’re so beautiful when you hate the world.
Scorpio - My scar is NOT on the wrong side!
Sagittarius - Why am I so bad at being good?
Capricorn - That’s cute. But this isn’t Air Temple preschool! It’s the real world.
Aquarius - I should be happy now, but I’m not. I’m angrier than ever and I don’t know why!
Pisces - I don’t need luck, though. I don’t want it. I’ve always had to struggle and fight, and that’s made me strong. It’s made me who I am.
I am a Sagittarius, and this really, really speaks to me.