MonsterILF

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

Aces and aros included; if you don't fuck then love and the same in reverse

reblog for sample size since.....you know why my followers are here

Did not look at op's name before I voted, went back and burst out laughing. This is like the king of monsterfuckers very solemnly asking his court of monsterfuckers if they'd like to make monsterfucking day a national holiday

goodnight kiss

Build-A-Bear except it's Guillermo Del Toro making you a Monster Boyfriend.

Finally finished this gift art for a friend of mine, t’was meant to be a birthday gift… in September. Ahh well, they really enjoyed it none the less!

Straight men think women want super buff tough guys but really we just want any weird monster guy played by Doug Jones

Calling everyone on this website - including myself - out

My werewolf lover: Transforming into a monsterous beast, howling and snarling, looks at me, scared that I’ll be disgusted by what they are.

Me: already naked, looking at them like this.

Never Let Anyone Make You Believe that You are the Monster, My Beautiful New Prometheus.

hey i made a chart

this is alien-fucker erasure

How have I not seen this before?

“are you seriously playing with his hair while he’s drinking your blood” you will never understand a warrior’s bond

Codename "Jobitha"