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Hello! I'm Jordan! Or Misty, either works. I'm a 26 year old software engineer with a penchant for terrible taste, and an avid lover of video games.

I've been writing fanfics since around 2009 or so on different sites, but it's been many years of not participating in any fandom. But after personal issues past and currently ongoing, I've decided to come back, and hopefully make some new friends.

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    โœฆ Hello! Iโ€™m Misty. Iโ€™m an constantly exhausted IT student and luster of men in varying types of armor, with a love for writing and drawing in my spare time. I have a deep love for video games, so many things here will be in that area.

    Writing gets posted around once or twice a week, but it might be more or less depending. I also tend to post things that arenโ€™t in my main wheelhouse to Ao3, so feel free to go give that a look if youโ€™re interested in some more niche content.

    โœฆ A note: I politely ask to no longer ask about all of my bully Cato content, as well as my art. Iโ€™m not making either anymore.

    If you send in things containing Character AI, or any other ai, itโ€™s getting deleted. Seriously, why would you think a writer would enjoy hearing about something you got from a chatbot thatโ€™s regurgitating stolen writing?

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    - Requests are Closed. Thanks for submitting stuff, Iโ€™m getting to work!! (any official writing requests are now getting deleted. Feel free to continue to send in asks though <3)

    โœฆ ๐•ธ๐–ž ๐•ธ๐–†๐–˜๐–™๐–Š๐–—๐–‘๐–Ž๐–˜๐–™

    ๐•ฌ ๐–‹๐–Š๐–œ ๐–—๐–š๐–‘๐–Š๐–˜โ€ฆ

    โœฆ Please be respectful here: My goal is to keep my blog a positive place, so be polite and avoid sending in unironic character/media/fic hate, โ€™ship discourseโ€™โ€™, or any other fandom wank. I donโ€™t care about any of it.

    โœฆ Any and all material will be tagged accordingly, please exercise discretion with content you donโ€™t want to see. If something isnโ€™t tagged and you believe it should be, please comment on the post.

    โœฆ I cannot do/am not inspired by every request, sometimes I will take awhile, and sometimes I may not do something exactly how you want. Please remember I am a human writing for fun between work and college.

    โœฆ BE 18+. Even if all my stuff isnโ€™t NSFW, I donโ€™t feel comfortable having underage users here, I ask you to respect that. If I catch you following, interacting with my works or trying to chat me up, you will get blocked.

    โœฆ All in all, just behave. This is a nice little library, so I ask you to be on good behavior and not make a mess of the place.

    โœฆ Common tags:
    [Mistyโ€™s book club] For asks about various headcanons, scenarios, or just chitter chatter about characters.
    [mywriting] Is self explanatory.
    [For the Library] Writing that isnโ€™t mine that I really enjoyed.
    I also tend to tag any long conversations and musing between all of us with a specific tag so people can go back and read the HCs. For instance our musings about Lorgar and his beloved vs Kor Phaeron is [The Lorgar Aurelian Family Drama Plotline] is another example.

    โœฆA note regarding my Star Wars writing

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  • Man. Depression is just tiring. I’ve been trucking along for so long sometimes I’m like ‘oh I’m doing better’ and then I remember everything and realize nah, it just wasn’t as bad for a bit.

    I’ll get over it xD but it just has been kind of a crappy week

  • Okay so. I have no defense for this. Sometimes you just wanna be mistreated by seemingly kind, giant men. For the love of the emperor please mind the warnings.

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    A Wife's Duty

    Roboute Guilliman x F!Reader

    Ao3 link

    CW: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, referenced Abuse and DV, No sex, no comfort, unreliable narrator, manipulation, love bombing, DDDNE

    Tags: (for the love of god read the warnings) @sleepyfan-blog @undeaddream @scriberye @lisikk @artemisareia

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    "My Lady?"

    The voice of your Victrix Guard spoke through your closed chamber door, uncharacteristically timid.

    "The Lord Reagent says you are free to roam now, and that he will see you in his study whenever you are readyโ€ฆ"

    Rasmus was a good Ultramarine. He had been assigned to guard you by Roboute when you had started officially courting. His duties were to protect you, but also to serve as a chaperon when you were out of Roboute's sight. This wasn't his fault, and you always felt a little guilty whenever you grew irritated by his constant presence.ย 

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    god i love mental abuse i love being treated poorly by a man of such overwhelming power but their sheer aura and your love for him can twist your mind into accepting it and believing you are the problem because how couldnโ€™t you be heโ€™s a god and youโ€™re just a baseline and in this essay i wil

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    YOU KNOW WHO I AM

    Can I officially request that scenario with that female serf being chosen to keep the Black Templars pure and safe from the temptations and corruption of Slaanesh? 🥺

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    Authorโ€™s note: Possessive Black Templar kind of gangbang with religious kink? someone call @kit-williams

    Relationships: Multiple Black Templars/Fem!Reader

    Warnings: NSFW, Religious overtones, Gangbang, Oral(Male receiving), The consent might perhaps be dubious but when is it not with astartes, A very very small pseudo sequel to my other Black Templar fic

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    โ€œYou are so quiet, little one.โ€

    How could you not be? Stuck between two astartes; Itโ€™s stifling. Your tongue feels like itโ€™s made of lead as they loom over you. Your knees hurt, your robes are opened and expose your front bare for them to see. Itโ€™s so cold in here, which makes the heat that radiates from them more noticeable.

    The one you know, even if barely- his fingers are tightly gripping your hair. He keeps your head up, his touch is firm but not cruel.

    โ€œShow him the calmness youโ€™ve given me.โ€

    You were kind to him, and what had begun as a tentative respect grew into something you couldnโ€™t name. Those secret moments you shared however, where you would shakily guide his hands, teaching him things astartes shouldnโ€™t know; He thinks theyโ€™re something more than they are.

    You warded him, comforted him, and now he seeks to share the protection he thinks youโ€™ve bestowed on him with the third and last of his squad.

    But, you donโ€™t know what that is. Other than those private moments with him, youโ€™ve given him nothing. You have nothing to give, not to an astartes; You feel like heโ€™s thinking of you something more. Youโ€™re just an Imperium priestess from a planet of little renown; A wet, muddy planet with not much to give.

    You can try your best, no matter how much it makes your hands shake.

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    I WAS BITING A PILLOW THE WHOLE TIME READING THIS


    I love Dorn's boys

    Oh my god

    I'm just so unwell for them and how they interact with her and how they see her as some sort of charm. IM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS

  • she is their little rosary! <3 im glad you liked it ;;;;

  • Pushing buttons

    Vulkan/F reader

    Everyone's had that one moment where you just reeeeeeaallly wanna annoy your partner, right?

    Trying to write more because I have really fallen off because apparently stressed brains do that and don't just get it together????? At the moment and writing is hard but I love you guys and I hope you enjoy this! And I WILL try to write more.

    Love you all โค๏ธโค๏ธ

    Cw:SMUT, predator/prey play dynamic, vulkans a tiinnyy bit mean

    Tags: @beckyninja @moodymisty @thisuserislilsilly @jaghatai-khock @echo-of-damnation @laura-naruto-fan1998 @lemon-russ @cosmic-cryptid-from-beyond @astrohymn @gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan @incrediblethirst

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    Originally posted by kiwipuffstims

    "so you're telling me you actually hunted dragons?"

    Vulkan paused, his hammer hovering above the glowing heat of the forge.

    "Firedrakes, but yes"

    You watched as his hammer hit the glowing metal. Hot sparks flying from the glowing ore, dancing lazily in the night are before drifting to the ground with a soft hiss.

    You perched on an iron worktop behind the primarch as you watched him work, feeling the cool obsidian chill your exposed flesh through the thigh high slit of your viridian evening dress as the heat from the pulsing flames warmed your face. Shadows danced across the ashen floor of the outdoor workshops as Vulkans hammered rose and fell with a resounding clang clang clang.

    His face was calm as he watched the way the smelted iron oxidised in the cool night air. His ruby eyes found yours and a smile grew across his face, happy in his element as he turned back to the forge.

    You smiled back, enjoying his contentment as you watched him.

    Except-

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  • Anonymous asked

    YOU KNOW WHO I AM

    Can I officially request that scenario with that female serf being chosen to keep the Black Templars pure and safe from the temptations and corruption of Slaanesh? 🥺

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    Authorโ€™s note: Possessive Black Templar kind of gangbang with religious kink? someone call @kit-williams

    Relationships: Multiple Black Templars/Fem!Reader

    Warnings: NSFW, Religious overtones, Gangbang, Oral(Male receiving), The consent might perhaps be dubious but when is it not with astartes, A very very small pseudo sequel to my other Black Templar fic

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    โ€œYou are so quiet, little one.โ€

    How could you not be? Stuck between two astartes; Itโ€™s stifling. Your tongue feels like itโ€™s made of lead as they loom over you. Your knees hurt, your robes are opened and expose your front bare for them to see. Itโ€™s so cold in here, which makes the heat that radiates from them more noticeable.

    The one you know, even if barely- his fingers are tightly gripping your hair. He keeps your head up, his touch is firm but not cruel.

    โ€œShow him the calmness youโ€™ve given me.โ€

    You were kind to him, and what had begun as a tentative respect grew into something you couldnโ€™t name. Those secret moments you shared however, where you would shakily guide his hands, teaching him things astartes shouldnโ€™t know; He thinks theyโ€™re something more than they are.

    You warded him, comforted him, and now he seeks to share the protection he thinks youโ€™ve bestowed on him with the third and last of his squad.

    But, you donโ€™t know what that is. Other than those private moments with him, youโ€™ve given him nothing. You have nothing to give, not to an astartes; You feel like heโ€™s thinking of you something more. Youโ€™re just an Imperium priestess from a planet of little renown; A wet, muddy planet with not much to give.

    You can try your best, no matter how much it makes your hands shake.

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  • Anonymous asked

    Hi, can I request some Sanguinius x reader smut where reader have her period and let Sanguinius help her but she was so delicious that the Great Angel overstimulated her almost to the unconscious state

  • โ€œOugh, the best vampire of that universe. He shall get his meal, and you? Some well deserved rest.โ€ - Ichor

    TW // Smut, Oral, Period, Hint of Breeding.

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    Whines leave your mouth as you grasp the Great Angel below you that was eating you out. Your hands tugging a bit harshly on his glorious hair that felt like silk between your shaking fingers and legs: body quaking in merciless overstimulation. Eyes unfocused, but stuck on the scene this Angel was putting you through.

    His face was painted with your blood. Smeared across his soft cheeks and would be dripping down his chin if he didnโ€™t lick it all up. You would have been disgusted, mostly in yourself for even allowing such aโ€ฆ messy session, but you couldnโ€™t exactly deny your lovers hunger in his eyes. To see that flicker of something primal within them, and to feel on cloud 9 after he would pull you back down on his mouth for a more generous taste. His hands wrapping around your thighs and backside with ease, and pulling you right back into his mouth.

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  • For anyone who hasn't already, in lieu of the Great Pixilating, go to your Settings> Account Settings> Content You See and make sure you're shit is set so that mature content isn't blurred, like this:

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    Mine apparently got re-set at some point, so I had to go in and switch things on and off again, myself.

    (Unless, of course, you purposely have things set up to block/blur mature content, obviously then this message isn't for you)

  • Note for iOS users, you have to do this through the website, the app will not show you the setting

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  • Hear me out, jealous Big Blue Berry. Say you were getting a new fitting done and then person doing it is just a bit too touchy? Finding things about your body that only he should know of like how small you are? Or how plump? How your curves are… He isn’t insecure he’s just… brooding. Only he does he want to know your secrets, in and out. :(

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    Authorโ€™s note: Big angry blueberry <3 of course its titus lol

    Relationships: Titus/Fem!Reader

    Warnings: Jealously, Slightly lewd, Possessive behavior because astartes have an inability to judge normal attachment

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    โ€œDo you do this often?โ€

    Titus stands no more than ten or so feet away from you, looking down from a stance close to the entryway. His expression is neutral, but latent tiredness gives his eyes a hooded, lazy appearance. You smile at him from your somewhat stiff position.

    โ€œNo, but a banquet with a primarch is a bit more noteworthy than my usual fare. My usual work doesnโ€™t require fancy dresses, so Iโ€™m a bit short on them.โ€

    Titus watches as one of the workers pulls at your arm, grabbing at you. You donโ€™t have your outer wear on, so itโ€™s just the flowing fabric of your blouse that covers your arms. His brow furrows when one reaches close to your shoulder, nearly brushing against the side of your chest.

    He has held his tongue well this entire time, notably because you seem unbothered by what he would consider far beyond comfortable closeness; Though there is still a portion of his brain screaming for him to reach for his bolter.

    You are under his charge at the moment, after all. To allow you to be harmed in any way would be a slack in his duties.

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  • "Oh no Mr Titus! Don't get all possessive and grumpy and have your way with me against the nearest wall! Totally don't obsess over others coveting my attention/love/affection stooooop"

    In all seriousness, possessive Titus is always such a treat because it's not an obvious part of his character but I feel it's HEAVILY implied with him being a Space Marine. Those dudes have soooo many issues lmao.

  • i feel like given their lack of ownership over anything in their lives, they get major possessive streaks XD or just in general have trouble controlling powerful feelings like that.

  • Hey uhhhh I found a very fluffy Sanguinius/Legion Mother song and I needed to share it with the masses... It's called "Come With Me" by Chxrlotte 👀 I just need someone else to relish this fluff with me

  • cute!!!!! i love fluffy fluffy things thank you for sharing <3

  • Anonymous asked

    Sanguinius enjoys teasing his wife. More so when she’s been misbehaving or getting on a certain nerve of his. He has a method of correcting her behavior when she least expects it.


    Perhaps she’s been a bit cocky when it comes to her efforts of diplomacy. She’s becoming more of an icon over the Great Angel, much to her teasing of Sanguinius. Taking after Fulgrim with the peacocking, hm? Naughty girl. Let’s say he rewards her for efforts taken to achieve compliance with a planet without any assistance. A noble effort indeed, this calls for a celebration. One between husband and wife after the main ceremony is done.


    Retiring to his private chambers, he has her laid out on his massive bed, legs open to him, allowing him to use that mouth of his. After all, he can only use his mouth when the armor is on. To add a little more spice; he restrains her wrists to the either side of the bed, giving him full control and leaving her at his mercy. Butterflies fill her stomach as it’s always a surprise and treat when Sanguinius shows his dominant side.


    He begins eating her, slowly. His tongue working her over masterfully, holding her legs down and open, allowing him to work his tongue without her closing her legs. She’s completely at his mercy and doesn’t mind it at all…or does she? Perhaps as her orgasm nears, her hips bucking, pleas becoming desperate…he simply stops. Denying her orgasm. She desperately begs him to resume, only for him to continue then stop again just as she neared her climax again. He’s edging her, a punishment for all her teasing and showboating of her diplomacy.


    He continues edging and denying it orgasm again and again, driving her to insanity. Her orgasm is right there, right at the edge! Just a little more! But what’s that? He’s needed for a meeting? Tsk tsk, what a shame. He’ll after to come back later. Of course, she desperately begs him to stay and finish her, she’s so close…so very close. Just a few seconds more. Smugly, Sanguinius saunters out of his chambers, leaving his needy wife still tied to the bed, unable to take care of that simmering in her core. She’s truly going to go insane if she can’t finish.


    He returns after some time, out of his armor, robes barely hiding his physique. One look at his desperate wife trying to get herself off is a nice image to see. Resuming where he left off, this time, he teases her with his cock now. Rubbing her entrance just enough for her to beg for more. So needy. But he relents and gives her what she wants. As he pushes his cock inside her, she nearly comes apart…just for him to stop again. Frustrated and immensely desperate, she’s begging him to let her cum. Tears in her eyes, slurring her words as she begs and begs. Apologizing profusely for her actions, she’ll be a good girl from now on just please let her cum.


    He gives her what she wants, just pushing his cock all the way inside sends her over the edge. So begins her reward for her efforts, still at his mercy. However, maybe after too many orgasms, she’s overstimulated and needs a moment to catch her breath. Denied. She wanted to cum, yes? Sanguinius repeats how desperate she was, he simply is giving her what she wanted. Still having her at his mercy. He makes her cum again and again…and again. After all, this is what she wanted. She should’ve worded it better.


    She was left bedridden for some time. A smug look remained on Sanguinius’s face for a time, knowing how he had her begging. He’ll have to do this more often.

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