Q: Are you really a moth?
A: Yes.
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Q: Do you identify as mothkin?
A: No.
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Q: Do you eat clothes?
A: It’s actually a specific variety of moth larvae that eats clothes. I am not a larva. I am an adult moth. I don’t have a mouth.
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Q: Why is your name Moth if you’re a moth? Isn’t that like naming a person Human?
A: Why is Team Rocket’s Meowth called Meowth? Something to think about.
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Q: How can I refer to you?
A: Moth, moff, their royal mothness, my dear fellow, friend, guy, pal, etc.
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Q: I know your real name / gender / sex / what you look like, it’s-
A: Great. *blocks you*
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Q: Who / what is TMBG?
A: They Might Be Giants, a band fronted by John Flansburgh and John Linnell, also known as the twin quasars of rock, and definitely not grinning scarecrows sent here to torture and manipulate you.
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Q: You’re a musician? What do you play?
A: Piano, baritone ukulele, vocal cords.
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Q: Where can I hear your music?
A: Working on it.