- 1 hour ago
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. itβs monday and we are getting on it cunts
- 1 hour ago
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Getting on the bus with an art portfolio is soooo humbling
universal experience of feeling like a fucking tool walking around with your large fucking rectangle
when its windy as well and ur trying to discreetly control your feral rectangle from flying away. puts life into perspective
- 2 months ago
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little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now
- 2 months ago
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dropping food when you’re already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high
- 2 months ago
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what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy
- 2 months ago
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people who don’t wear glasses will never understand the absolute humiliation of dropping your glasses under your bed or in a dark area and feeling around on all fours muttering “my glasses…. where are my glasses” like fucking Velma Dinkley and thinking to yourself BOY WOULD THIS BE A LOT EASIER IF I COUKD FUCKING SEE
- 2 months ago
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( ^-^)/ Being different has its benefits.. Mostly you’re going to suffer tho
- 2 months ago
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