finalgirljesus:

it’s just me and you on this dashboard

lennyjamin:

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

lokaror:

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man… it was a good bit… it was a really good bit… really funny….

greelin:

greelin:

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

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may i offer u a kitten in these trying times

boycritter:

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

pjharvey:

i approach human relationships in a normal manner

moneybuydrugs:

yea well im possessed and its yours

eatpussypraylove:

I diagnose myself with hasn’t been naked in the woods or at the beach in too long

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

dadgirlwalking:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

candytwist:

if tumblr goes down im going to the bar and arguing with a middle aged man about nothing in particular

intactics:

I like to be a little stupid recreationally

witchstone:

if you’re on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you’re on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

achillesinhighheels:

don’t care + didn’t ask + i see beauty in things you wouldn’t even begin to ponder

iloveyoudubstep444ever:

And this two faced bitch is seeing twice as many stars as usual