Okay but she got that fit on

Once again just a solo page. Sorgy...I am lazy....

I got new peircings Do you think anyone will notice

my salt vape mistake

had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

Preston station platform. October 2012.

If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days

"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit

crashing my car into yours really really gently & slowly like a cat headbutting your legs for pats

These are the same image

exactly like this.

you hear a loud scrape. silence. you hear a loud scrape. you look outside to where your car is parked on the street in front of your place. i am in my sedan nuzzling your car: scrape. i put the car in reverse & back up 5 feet. i nuzzle your car again: loud scrape. my car has cat ears on the roof & i modified the muffler to sound like purring

attention @memecucker

Artist is Zarigani Misawa, an art teacher by trade. There was a small exhibition of Touhou art done in traditional media on the 28th where this photo was taken.

You stole this meme from this twitter account lol

i don't know how to tell you this

This is my moody hackergirl, Mags. She's emotionally constipated and very cool. She exists in the same world as Olesky and is often bothered by her to help clean up some mess Nat's caused. I wanna do more with her.. if only ..

Me: "Welcome home, honey! Hope you had a good day!"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I wonder what's for DINNER?"

Me: "I was hoping we could go grab a bite. Maybe Italian?"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"