Eels

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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eelsgospel april fools ik I'm a day late I was too busy getting silly w it yesterday
flareonfloof
unpeeled-human

idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

library-bat-girl

You'd think "oh, well they're rich dipshits with no training who pulled a Stockton Rush, IE: did something everyone told them not to and then died" but nope, 90% of cave diving stories are like "Johnny Wetsuit had 5000 hours diving experience, a doctorate in Cave Diveology from the most prestigious university in the world, was trained to swim by literal navy seals, was part dolphin and had the power of echo-location, God himself contacted him to let him know the conditions in Drowning Idiot Cave were going to be perfectly safe for cave diving, so he went Cave Diving, made one tiny mistake, and then he got stuck and drowned to death."

dragongirltongue
hellabitcoins: “ ilovesmoothjazz1998: “ hellabitcoins: “ aliwav: “ listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again ” smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave...
aliwav

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

hellabitcoins

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

ilovesmoothjazz1998

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
hellabitcoins

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians