Reblogged pixelrewind
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
Mamma mia!
Here we gooo!
ITS MY BDAYYY 2 AAAAAAAA
ITS mar 10 MY DUDES
Mario!
Reblogged evilwizard
Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️
Reblogged dungeonmastersconsortium
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured
Reblogged dungeonmastersconsortium
seems like a slight overreaction but what do i know
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typicalbrainchaos
Rachel Corrie and Aaron Bushnell
They sacrificed their lives for the just cause of Palestine.
The palastinians will never forget them.
And Tom Hurndall, in 2004, January 13, Israel killed Tom while he was protecting a Palestinian girl in confrontations with the occupation forces.
In our hearts forever, guys.
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the story of kfc fucks me up man. the colonel founded this gas station that expanded to restaurant, the chicken at the restaurant gets popular, makes KFC, it gets big and he sells it to a corporation for a lot of money. realizes he got sorta scammed out of the true worth of kfc so tries to get more money and they refuse and the courts side against him. then he starts a new chicken restaurant claiming the corporate people were not making chicken to his standards and kfc sued him because kfc owned the colonel's likeness and the courts agreed. a corporation owned this man's name and appearance. he wasnt allowed to use either, thus legally erasing his reputation making it harder for him to get taken seriously in any food venture. the man, to the day he died, was going into kfc's and throwing fits because the food had fallen into such bad shape he hated it was associated with him. and it's like, whether he's a bad man or a good man or whatever, a corporation owned his identity, stopped him from using his reputation and identity in other businesses, and refused to acknowledge his outrage that they changed his recipes and still attributed it to him. this is literally the obnoxious plot of a jay and silent bob movie, but it was this dude's real life. what the fuck.
"One change the company made was to the gravy, which Sanders had bragged was so good that "it'll make you throw away the durn chicken and just eat the gravy" but which the company simplified to reduce time and cost. As late as 1979 Sanders made surprise visits to KFC restaurants, and if the food disappointed him, he denounced it to the franchisee as "God-damned slop" or pushed it onto the floor.[5][36] In 1973, Sanders sued Heublein Inc.—the then parent company of Kentucky Fried Chicken—over the alleged misuse of his image in promoting products he had not helped develop. In 1975, Heublein Inc. unsuccessfully sued Sanders for libel after he publicly described their gravy as being "sludge" with a "wall-paper taste".[6]" ......What did his original gravy taste like. WHAT DID HIS GRAVY TASTE LIKE
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I want to cook for the captain!
My players were invading a pirate ship to kill the captain for the bounty on his head
[Rouge] I figure we just walk on, act like we own the place
[DM] one of the pirates walks up to you and asks who you are, since you don’t look like pirates
[Sorcerer] we’re chefs that the captain hired!
[Pirate] but we have a chef
[Sorcerer] I want to cook for the captain
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(The party is figuring out how to descend a pit to get to the entrance of the dungeon. None of us can see the bottom.)
Fighter: “Let’s throw a rock down”
Rogue: “I don’t think we’ll be able to hear how far it goes. Let’s tie a rope to it.”
Cleric: “But then we’ll lose the rope!”
Rogue: “No, we can hold onto it and slowly lower it-”
Moon Druid, suddenly remembering I can druid outside combat: “Guys, guys, I can just turn into a bat and fly down to check!”
(Proceeds to roll for perception at advantage. Rolls two nat 1s.)
Fighter: “Alright, drop the rope.”
The pit only ended up being 40ft deep…